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Saturday, September 08, 2007

The President Said WHAT?

Yes, He really said that. [ Jess Wundrun, The Australian ] Then Senator Graham (R-SC) said it. [ Think Progress ]

5 Comments:

At Sat Sep 08, 09:19:00 AM, J.D. said...: Can we put him down now? He's been suffering long enough, Pa...
At Sat Sep 08, 11:28:00 AM, Germaine Gregarious said...: Does George have boobies in that picture?
At Sun Sep 09, 07:51:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: J.D.: I think that we are the one's that have been doing all of the suffering.

Germaine Gregarious: That is merely his mighty manly musclar chest. And a Wonder Bra©.

Chris: Yes, but we are only taking the names of the Democrats.

Pavel Chekov: Ha! Good eye! That is Bush's secret weapon - the Presidential Laser Fart!

Distributorcap: You can't say that. Bush's boobs are much saggier than his mom's!
At Sun Sep 09, 08:42:00 AM, Michael Bains said...: Wow! I can smell the Pride!

Oops.. nevermind. That's just bile.

(but I DO love teh Laser Fart! That must be what's kept the MSM off his back all these years.)
At Mon Sep 10, 05:50:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: The MSM's fear of the deadly Laser Fart is not without precedent. Read this!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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