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Friday, November 02, 2007

Jess Wundren Scoops the Main Stream Media!

Investigative reporter and blogger extraordinaire Jess Wundren has dug up a shocking and horrific story that blows the lid off of the upcoming election! It is revealing and important information for all real Americans. Check it out! (Eat your heart out, Christiane Amanpour.)

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At Fri Nov 02, 11:45:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

It weren't nothing, just a lucky find. Personally, I'd rather have found the original deed to Abe Lincoln's cabin or something worth some cash, but since the Monkey wouldn't pay me the bribe, I had to put the film up.

Did you see that the monkey is fabricating scurrilous rumors about us?

How low. How very, very low.

At Fri Nov 02, 02:08:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Too bad Johnnie Cochran's no longer around ...


At Fri Nov 02, 06:52:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

I love it when things heat up.

At Sat Nov 03, 06:37:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

the polls will reflect this

At Sat Nov 03, 09:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: The information that you have provided the American public is of utmost importance, my dear. As far as Monkerstein's scurrilous rumors are concerned, pay them no mind. The wagging of his evil tongue is of no importance. You are the ginchiest!

BAC: If the monkey puppet fits, you must aquit!

GETkristiLOVE: Jess Wundrun is the finest investigative reporter on the internets!

Distributorcap: Indeed. Things do not bode well for the Monkerstein camp.


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