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Friday, November 02, 2007

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11 Comments:

At Fri Nov 02, 08:03:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: This is terrible. The giant and colorful Nuremburg banners of John Hagee with all the fire-breathing D&D demons are far superior. Please don't buy inferior products, sir!

Although this would prove handy to keep in one's wallet. I retract my initial hatred. Forgive me, Jesus.
At Fri Nov 02, 08:58:00 AM, Fran said...: I see that Satan has indeed infiltrated this simian lair...

Tribulation indeed!

Where can I find Zaius? Oh, go past the death line and turn right into tribulation.

He will be sitting around shooting the breeze with his friend the Evilest of Evildoers!
At Fri Nov 02, 09:26:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Where did you get John Hagee's sketch book from?
At Fri Nov 02, 10:21:00 AM, Anonymous said...: The only thing missing is the dotted line that indicates Little Billy's path through hell.
At Fri Nov 02, 11:54:00 AM, Swinebread said...: Hmmm... that looks like a map of where the city meets the burbs.
At Fri Nov 02, 02:05:00 PM, Germaine Gregarious said...: I remember this pac man screen. You don't find it until something like level 141.
At Fri Nov 02, 02:17:00 PM, BAC said...: Amazing how it all connects to the White House ... hummmmmmm

BAC
At Fri Nov 02, 03:28:00 PM, dguzman said...: Is this like Dante's nine circles of hell? Or maybe the Great Chain of Being?
At Sat Nov 03, 10:07:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Just think of this as the "Satan in the White House for Neocons" version.

FranIAm: There is no place for your human Satan in the simian religion, my dear. The Lawgiver teaches us that the true evil on earth walks on two legs and kills it's own kind.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein: Randal Graves lent it to me!

Kirby: I think that Little Billy is in the picture. He is on the White House lawn looking for easter eggs! He had better watch out for that Republican congressman though.

Swinebread: Hmm... But which end is which?

Germaine Gregarious: I knew that Satan was eating all of those dots for a reason!

BAC: Indeed. It is almost like someone has altered the picture...

DGuzman: Hmm... I thought that the nine circles of hell was part of the Fall television season this year.
At Sat Nov 03, 12:28:00 PM, SamuraiFrog said...: Buh?
At Sun Nov 04, 10:50:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Huh...?

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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