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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Beer Tree

99 bottles of beer on the tree,
99 bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should
happen to fall...

Well, somebody will just have to drink it.

5 Comments:

At Sun Dec 23, 05:48:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: This tree will be likely found at several frat houses.
At Sun Dec 23, 06:54:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Stand back and let me at it.
At Mon Dec 24, 07:10:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Comrade Kevin: I am guessing that a frat house invented it. Toga! Toga!

Dr. Monkerstein: Here, let me get you a straw and a paper umbrella to go with that.
At Mon Dec 24, 07:14:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: i think that i shall never see
a beer can as lovely as a tree
At Wed Dec 26, 08:54:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Ack! You're a poet and you don't know it!

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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