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Thursday, December 20, 2007

A Small Christmas Poem


Do you ever feel sad around the holidays,
Like the Great Grincherstein -
You just want to lash out
You feel angry and mean?

How do you cure the Christmastime
The gunky and awful
    Grinchestein blues?
There must be way to lighten your mood
that doesn't involve credit cards, calories or food...

With just a click you are listening to Sandra Lou Who!
(Pictured here when she was no more than two.)
That's just what you do. Now you feel much better!
Sandra Lou keeps you warm like a comfortable sweater.

Now everything is dandy and fine -
Might as well open another bottle of wine!
But there's something you've forgotten -
Something important, you think...
(Perhaps some crackers and cheese
to go with your drink?)

Your shirt is tucked in, and your pants are not creased,
Your socks match, both green, nothing wrong in the least,
You're wearing clean underpants, so it's not your attire -
Oof! What is it? Ack! Your dinner is on fire!


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At Thu Dec 20, 09:07:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

That last photo is closest to what I really look like. Something grew three sizes when Sandra Lou started singing that day but I'm not sure it was my heart. :)

At Thu Dec 20, 01:55:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Brilliant work, Doctor.

At Fri Dec 21, 08:30:00 AM, Blogger dguzman said...

Oh noes!

At Fri Dec 21, 02:55:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dr. Monkerstein: Ha! Good one!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Thank you, sir.

dguzman: Indeed!

At Fri Dec 21, 09:11:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

That always happens when I cook at Dr. Monkey's house.

At Sat Dec 22, 09:34:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Really? I hope that he likes his dinner 'well done'! ;o)


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