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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Perhaps It's a Question of Nomenclature...

6 Comments:

At Thu Dec 20, 09:05:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: ha! Well done sir!
At Thu Dec 20, 10:43:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: No finer protection is there than a stinking pile of feces!
At Thu Dec 20, 05:20:00 PM, BAC said...: This is excellent Dr. Z!

BAC
At Thu Dec 20, 06:08:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: the new mr whipple... dont squeeze the constitution

i wonder if a bush fart started the fire yesterday
At Fri Dec 21, 08:28:00 AM, dguzman said...: You photoshoppin' genius, you. Did he happen to scrawl the "here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to shit--oh wait, I did shit!" on the document as well?
At Fri Dec 21, 02:23:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dr. Monkerstein: Thank you, Doctor.

Randal Graves: If that's true, then the whole White House is just filled with fine protection!

BAC: Thank you, BAC.

Distributorcap: President Bush as Mr. Whipple! I love it.

dguzman: Ha! No, but I should have!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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