Santa Claus Was Shot Down, According to Fox News
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Santa Claus Shot Down In Rio
A chopper carrying Santa Claus was shot down over the Nova Mare slum in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Sunday, according to a Reuters report. It was en route to a children's party when it was fired on from below.
No one was hurt, according to the Reuters report.
Rio's Nova Mare section, one of the city's 700-plus slums, is an area know for rampant drug trafficking. Police do not patrol these areas regularly but rather raid them from time-to-time with armored vehicles or helicopters. Brazilian authorities say the shooting was likely a case of mistaken identity.
The brave Santa later returned to the Nova Mare region — this time by car — to distribute the gifts. Fox News, via Oliver Willis
A chopper carrying Santa Claus was shot down over the Nova Mare slum in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Sunday, according to a Reuters report. It was en route to a children's party when it was fired on from below.
No one was hurt, according to the Reuters report.
Rio's Nova Mare section, one of the city's 700-plus slums, is an area know for rampant drug trafficking. Police do not patrol these areas regularly but rather raid them from time-to-time with armored vehicles or helicopters. Brazilian authorities say the shooting was likely a case of mistaken identity.
The brave Santa later returned to the Nova Mare region — this time by car — to distribute the gifts. Fox News, via Oliver Willis
According to language in this article, the real Santa Claus was shot down.
7 Comments:
Wow. Shot outta the sky, huh?
Great pic!
How much is in a Brazilian?
Yours only,
Dick Cheney for Halloween
P.S. Merry Christmas
Next you'll be telling me that sugar plums got mistaken for Brazilian slums.
What is the difference?
we have to get you your own show --- that was hysterical
Dr Z --- do they know its Christmas time on POTA?
Well Dr. Zaius. It is clear that not only do you not love America, you do not love Brazil either!
And if you take Santa Claus' name in vein again, I may be forced to certain actions.
Anna: Like anybody could ever shoot down Santa Claus!
Randal Graves: Of course Santa Claus is real! This article is clearly about someone that has dressed himself up as Santa!
Dr. Evil: That's easy! There are 64 Brazilians in a Gizillion. Everyone knows that!
GETkristiLOVE: I won't tell you that, but Fox News might!
Dr. Evil: That's easy! One of them is filled with the downtrodden masses, and the other one dances in your head!
Distributorcap: Of course they have Christmas time on POTA! It's a little different though. There is no Jesus on POTA, only the true religion of the Lawgiver and his sacred scrolls. And Santa is an orangutan, of course!
FranIAm: Madam, I bristle at your words. I love America, I love Brazil, and I especially love Santa Claus! Everybody loves Santa Claus! Excet Fox News. ;o)
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