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Friday, December 21, 2007

Santa Claus Was Shot Down, According to Fox News

 

Responsible Journalism? You decide:

Santa Claus Shot Down In Rio

A chopper carrying Santa Claus was shot down over the Nova Mare slum in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Sunday, according to a Reuters report. It was en route to a children's party when it was fired on from below.

No one was hurt, according to the Reuters report.

Rio's Nova Mare section, one of the city's 700-plus slums, is an area know for rampant drug trafficking. Police do not patrol these areas regularly but rather raid them from time-to-time with armored vehicles or helicopters. Brazilian authorities say the shooting was likely a case of mistaken identity.

The brave Santa later returned to the Nova Mare region — this time by car — to distribute the gifts. Fox News, via Oliver Willis

According to language in this article, the real Santa Claus was shot down.
 

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7 Comments:

At Fri Dec 21, 06:02:00 PM, Blogger annabkrr said...

Wow. Shot outta the sky, huh?

Great pic!

 
At Fri Dec 21, 08:35:00 PM, Blogger Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

How much is in a Brazilian?


Yours only,
Dick Cheney for Halloween

P.S. Merry Christmas

 
At Fri Dec 21, 09:18:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Next you'll be telling me that sugar plums got mistaken for Brazilian slums.

 
At Sat Dec 22, 01:23:00 AM, Blogger Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

What is the difference?

 
At Sat Dec 22, 05:57:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

we have to get you your own show --- that was hysterical

Dr Z --- do they know its Christmas time on POTA?

 
At Sat Dec 22, 06:16:00 AM, Blogger Fran said...

Well Dr. Zaius. It is clear that not only do you not love America, you do not love Brazil either!

And if you take Santa Claus' name in vein again, I may be forced to certain actions.

 
At Sat Dec 22, 09:23:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Anna: Like anybody could ever shoot down Santa Claus!

Randal Graves: Of course Santa Claus is real! This article is clearly about someone that has dressed himself up as Santa!

Dr. Evil: That's easy! There are 64 Brazilians in a Gizillion. Everyone knows that!

GETkristiLOVE: I won't tell you that, but Fox News might!

Dr. Evil: That's easy! One of them is filled with the downtrodden masses, and the other one dances in your head!

Distributorcap: Of course they have Christmas time on POTA! It's a little different though. There is no Jesus on POTA, only the true religion of the Lawgiver and his sacred scrolls. And Santa is an orangutan, of course!

FranIAm: Madam, I bristle at your words. I love America, I love Brazil, and I especially love Santa Claus! Everybody loves Santa Claus! Excet Fox News. ;o)

 

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