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The official poet laureate of the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Freida Bee, has created a froodle for me - I now have Happy Froodilicious Freida Bee Underpants! You must go see the froodle, but stay for the poem - You see, Freida Bee has also written another Happy Underpants poem for me! Check it out!
I must admit that I was also quite taken with what Freida Bee said in her comments, though. She has cracked the sacred secret Happy Underpants code! This is what she said:
I must admit that I was also quite taken with what Freida Bee said in her comments, though. She has cracked the sacred secret Happy Underpants code! This is what she said:
"Dr. Zaius, It makes my underpants happy that you have happy underpants now. It is all in the giving of happy underpants, that one finds his or her own happy. That's what happy underpants are all about. Thank you for helping me to know this, the sacred secret of the underpants. If more presidential contenders knew this, the world would be filled with many more happy underpants." Freida Bee
I can honestly say that truer words about my happy underpants have never been expressed. Freida Bee has captured the true essence and special spiritual significance of exactly what it means to have happy underpants. Viva La Freida Bee!
Also, don't forget to RSVP a link to an image or recipe of what they would like to bring for Germaine Gregarious' Holiday Potluck at the Rumpus Room. (GETkristiLOVE is bringing a delicious monkey cake. What are you bringing, Dr. Monkerstein?)
Speaking of my esteemed colleague, it's not too late to sign up for Zaius and Monkerstein's Simian Secret Santa. Tell Bill O'Reilly and his "traditionalist" agenda to get stuffed! Get down with your secular progressive inner child and flaunt your secret plan to turn the holiday season into a season of giving, not complaining!
Also, check out Becca of No Smoking in the Skull Cave's holiday featurette from last year, "Action Figure Theater: Colin Farrell's Holiday Party". Good work, Becca!
I also have a few odd holiday links that are a bit of fun if you haven't seen them before:
lesfreres.org: A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant
radaronline.com: Scientology for Kids
Fat Robot: star trek for a 'decorate your space' xmas contest
wgrz.com: Baby Jesus kidnapped, Tours New York
elderavenue.co.uk: A Very Cthulhu Christmas (audio)
elderavenue.co.uk: More Ctholhiday cheer: Scary Solstice (audio)
youtube.com: It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Fishmen via Randal Graves
Also, the winter solstice was last night, December 22, 2007, at 1:08 A.M. EST, so yesterday was the shortest day and the longest night of the year. At least we have that behind us! Maybe you can use that information as a lame excuse for being late or to get out of some meaningless chore today.
Also, don't forget to RSVP a link to an image or recipe of what they would like to bring for Germaine Gregarious' Holiday Potluck at the Rumpus Room. (GETkristiLOVE is bringing a delicious monkey cake. What are you bringing, Dr. Monkerstein?)
Speaking of my esteemed colleague, it's not too late to sign up for Zaius and Monkerstein's Simian Secret Santa. Tell Bill O'Reilly and his "traditionalist" agenda to get stuffed! Get down with your secular progressive inner child and flaunt your secret plan to turn the holiday season into a season of giving, not complaining!
Also, check out Becca of No Smoking in the Skull Cave's holiday featurette from last year, "Action Figure Theater: Colin Farrell's Holiday Party". Good work, Becca!
I also have a few odd holiday links that are a bit of fun if you haven't seen them before:
lesfreres.org: A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant
radaronline.com: Scientology for Kids
Fat Robot: star trek for a 'decorate your space' xmas contest
wgrz.com: Baby Jesus kidnapped, Tours New York
elderavenue.co.uk: A Very Cthulhu Christmas (audio)
elderavenue.co.uk: More Ctholhiday cheer: Scary Solstice (audio)
youtube.com: It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Fishmen via Randal Graves
Also, the winter solstice was last night, December 22, 2007, at 1:08 A.M. EST, so yesterday was the shortest day and the longest night of the year. At least we have that behind us! Maybe you can use that information as a lame excuse for being late or to get out of some meaningless chore today.
4 Comments:
but is it edible underwear?
You have cracked your way into the second secret chamber of the sacred underpants code, DCap, edibility. Essential.
Mormons have sacred underpants, but yours are merely happy.
Distributorcap: I think that you will find that the edibility of the underpants is at least partially based on the actual motivation of the participant dining, Dcap. What Freida Bee says.
Freida Bee: Yes! You are an underpants wizard!
Comrade Kevin: Not true! Happiness is sacred, and thus happy underpants are sacred. Mormons don't have sacred underpants, they have bat-poop crazy underpants!
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