Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

BFF

4 Comments:

At Tue Dec 04, 10:37:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: I'm thinkin' BFF may not stand for best friends forever.
At Tue Dec 04, 07:32:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: is there some wide stancing going on around here?
At Tue Dec 04, 09:51:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Then later, he can show him his utility belt with his big bat tools.
At Wed Dec 05, 02:27:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Freida Bee: Hmm... What do you think it might stand for? "Batman Finds Friend," perhaps? "Bacon is Fat Free?" "Burping Freedom Fighters?"

Distributorcap: Hmm... I am sure that Batman and Superman have a wide stance on a variety of issues.

GETkristiLOVE: I've always wondered why the secret compartment was so secret...

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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