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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

The Nine Rules for Avoiding Constipation

 
 

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posted by Dr. Zaius - Permalink   8 humans have the ability to speak!

8 Comments:

At Wed Feb 13, 11:17:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Awesome! Can I add a couple?

Don't watch anything with Brit Hume and don't eat paste.

 
At Wed Feb 13, 02:17:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I knew it! Loincloths and roots! The true secret to a happy and healthy existence!

 
At Wed Feb 13, 02:19:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

More pro-BM propaganda!

Why do you hate America?

;-)

 
At Wed Feb 13, 02:24:00 PM, Blogger kimono hime said...

I bet those noble savages knew the value of a good stash of mullein leaves for wiping up afterwards, too.

 
At Thu Feb 14, 09:50:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

I had a yoga instructor say that we crap in the wrong position because we sit on toilets.

That raised some questions in my mind that fortunately nobody asked.

 
At Thu Feb 14, 08:07:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dean Wormer: Ha! That explains what wrong with Brit Hume... He eats paste!

Commander Other: Why thank you! You are too.

Randal Graves: I always knew that Democrats were savages.

MWB's World: Of course I am pro-BM. You have heard of the ICBM, haven't you?

Kimono Hime: And Republican's use a stack of crumpled twenties.

Jess Wundrun: I once worked at a job where there were a lot of production employees that were from Vietnam. They often left footprints on the toilet seat. I think that they all knew yoga.

 
At Thu Feb 14, 09:34:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

The Native peoples have much to teach us.

 
At Sat Feb 16, 04:03:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Indeed. I wonder what they read while the are in the bathroom.

 

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