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Friday, February 29, 2008

Shopping Spree!

 
No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious, the LGPPP and I are busy on a shopping spree! We're buying out no-bid contracts for the retirement accounts of overseas executives whose companies pay no taxes and send American jobs overseas. We have a plan to give all of the executives an abruptly early and delightfully permanent retirement! In the meantime you can watch this swell video! It's all about Beauty pageant contestant Stacy Hedger who sparkles in the talent portion of the program as she performs a dance solo and trumpet accompanyment to the Star Wars Theme. (You are going to want to watch this video all the way to the end. It just keeps getting better and better as it goes on.)
 

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At Fri Feb 29, 07:57:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I wonder if that little hop is some heretofore unknown Jedi trick.

"I was once the learner, and now I am first chair!"

 
At Fri Feb 29, 08:50:00 AM, Blogger Some Guy said...

Wow.

Well, she certainly epitomizes poise and grace. I hope she won.

 
At Fri Feb 29, 12:06:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

If anyone ever disparages the likes of YouTube or other video hosting sites, I will present this as evidence for the defense.

That is the most awesome thing, ever.

 
At Fri Feb 29, 10:16:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Wow... that's just... Wow.

Well, she looks better in that costume than I would and she plays the trumpet better than I do, so she's got that going for her.

 
At Sat Mar 01, 07:01:00 AM, Blogger Devilham said...

was it me or were her notes as sour as month old milk?

 
At Sat Mar 01, 10:02:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i am having a hard time deciding which was the most original part

the charlie chaplin dance in the middle or using the trumpet as a ray-gun

or course all in time to the music

didnt we have the star wars boy a few years ago? well we have the match.com partner for him

the was effing hilarious

 
At Sat Mar 01, 08:25:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

One of my fond memories from high school was a special Memorial Day ceremony that included a solemn prayer (private school - they could make us do that) followed by the playing of Taps by one of my classmates. Every note was off. 400 students managed to hold off howling laughter until after the assembly.

 
At Mon Mar 03, 07:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: She might well serve as a Jedi, although I doubt she is i the Jedi orchestra.

Some Guy: I hope that she won too. She certainly went through a lot to win!

Übermilf: Me too! I love this video!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: She should be thankful for those things, at least.

Devilham: Yep, I think that you have give an apt description.

Distributorcap: I think that she has it all over that "Star Wars boy" guy. He was annoying, this is sheer genius!

ThoughtCriminal: Ha! What a great story. That would be a good scene in a movie.

 
At Mon Mar 03, 07:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: She might well serve as a Jedi, although I doubt she is i the Jedi orchestra.

Some Guy: I hope that she won too. She certainly went through a lot to win!

Übermilf: Me too! I love this video!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: She should be thankful for those things, at least.

Devilham: Yep, I think that you have give an apt description.

Distributorcap: I think that she has it all over that "Star Wars boy" guy. He was annoying, this is sheer genius!

ThoughtCriminal: Ha! What a great story. That would be a good scene in a movie.

 

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