Godzilla vs Princess Toadstool and Mario

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy doing some important market research in Japan! (Excuse me my dear - but is that fresh tempura, or are you just happy sashimi?) In the meantime, you can watch these swell videos, "Godzilla vs Princess Toadstool and Mario" and "Godzilla vs The Mushroom Kingdom" (Is it just me, or does Godzilla seem to have gained some weight?)

 

The Spider's Shake Scene From The 1967 Greek Film, "Ksipolitos Prigips".

 

No time for blogging today! I'm busy arranging tax breaks for corporations so that they can ship American jobs overseas! (Just say no to American socialism - except for corporate welfare, of course.) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of the The Spider's Shake scene from the 1967 Greek film, "Ksipolitos Prigips". (As much as I like this video, I can only say that I deeply regret that the actress is not wearing go go boots.)

 

Will Ferrell singing "Whole Wide World" From the Film Stranger Than Fiction

 

No time for blogging today! I'm still nursing a wicked case of the flu. (I must be on the road to recovery - My doctor says that my diagnostic readings are off the chart!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of Will Ferrell singing the song, "Whole Wide World" from the film Stranger Than Fiction. (Please, ladies - No more jello! I want chocolate cake!)

 

Prepare for the future with Vault-Tec!

 

No time for blogging today! Geramaine Gregarious and the girls of the LGPPP are throwing a party - and they are serving hordourves! (Am I lucky or what!?!) In the meantime you a can watch this swell trailer of the video game "Fallout 3". (Caution! NSFW!) Prepare for the future with Vault-Tec! (I actually only like the first part of the video. I don't like the violence at the end, but the begining of the video has valuable underground dwelling tips to help you survive the upcoming nuclear holocaust... And a really cool robot!)

 

The Medicinal Properties of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

 

I'm sorry that I have not been around much lately, I'm still really sick. I am back at work however, thanks to the antibiotic doxycycline, lots of antihistamines and the medicinal properties of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!

 

The Trailer to the 1973 Film "Superchick"

 

No time for blogging today! I have been sick for the last two weeks, so I am busy swimming in a limpid pool of antihistamines, antibiotics, cough medicine, Pepto Bismol and chicken soup. (My doctor is true a magician. Every time I see him, money disappears from my wallet!) In the meantime you can watch this swell trailer to the 1973 film "Superchick". ('A swinging super motion picture experience about a super kind of woman!')

 

Star Wars Mos Eisley Re-Edit

 

No time for blogging today! I'm busy negotiating away some tax cuts for the rich with the local investment bankers yacht club. (You might think that this yachting situation looks pretty scary, but you should see the local golf course!) In the meantime you can watch this swell NSFW video of a Star Wars Mos Eisley Re-Edit. (I actually disagree with this video to a degree. Mos Eisley is really not so bad, once you figure out where they serve donuts!)

 

"Bed & Breakfast" By Sarah Vowell

 

No time for blogging today! I am far too busy negotiating future corporate executive's contracts with Germaine Gregarious. (I wish that they wouldn't go off road in the middle of an important consultation like that. I am already running out of room in the trunk!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video called "Bed & Breakfast" by Sarah Vowell. (Oh, dear. I fear that might cause a stain, Ms. Gregarious!)

 

Voice of the Beehive Singing, "I Say Nothing"

 

No time for blogging today! I just woke up from a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that the Health Care Bill was on the rocks, and that President Obama was being attacked from the left and the right over his economic policy. (Thank my lucky stars that it was only a dream!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video of the Voice of the Beehive singing, "I Say Nothing". (I've had worse nightmares. Once I dreamed that I ate a gaint marshmallow, and the next morning I found that my pillow had disapeared!)

 

The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I have to go back in time to rewrite the history of the Project Mercury capsule on January 31, 1961. (Like I am going to let a chimpanzee do an orangutan's job? Puh-leeze.) In the meantime you can watch this swell student video done by Sarah Mead to the song "The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side" by the Magnetic Fields. ("I've got wheels, and you wanna go for a ride!")

 

A Mash-Up of the Two Films, "Se7en" and "Peewee's Big Adventure"

 

No time for blogging today! I'm hard at work on my secret formula for floorwax. (It doesn't clean the floor very well, but it tastes delicious!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video that is a mash-up of the two films, "Se7en" and "Peewee's Big Adventure". (Mmm... This batch is even better than the last batch! Maybe if add more blueberries...)

 

Siskel & Ebert Outtakes

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy negotiating with some delegates from the planet Venus. (And they say I have no foreign policy experience. Ha!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video that displays the warmth and comradery of Siskel & Ebert during outtakes from their show in the '80s that I found on Jang-chub Ozer's awesome blog, Wondertrash. (watch 'til the end for an important religious message from these two wacky film critics!)

 

An Alternate Version of the Short Film "Barrista", by Pen Ward

 

No time for blogging today! I'm busy working on some revolutionary budget proposals that could cut our country's expenditures in half! (I haven't quite worked out all of the details yet, but I'm sure that I can figure it out as I go along!) In the meantime you can watch this alternate version of the short film "Barrista", by Pen Ward. You can also watch the original film, "Barrista" by Pen Ward, to compare the two. (Hey! If this works out alright, it could be a great way to lose weight without dieting!)

 

A Christmas Carol by Tom Lehrer

 

No time for blogging today! We have finally got most of the Christmas ornaments up on the west wing. Now for the entry hall! But before we tackle that project, I wanted to take this extra christmasy moment to share with you a particular Christmas Carol by Tom Lehrer. I am sure that you will agree that the message conveyed is certainly a most accurate portrayal of the Christmas season as we celebrate it here in the United States.

 

Prayertime Fun With Gemaine Gregarious!

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy trying to imagine different ways in which we can help pray for Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK), who said that 'people ought to pray' that a senator 'can't make the vote tonight'. The Senate is expected to vote to proceed on an expected Christmas Eve vote on final passage on the health care bill. Speaking on the Senate floor, Senator Tom Coburn expressed his hope that a Senator would not be able to make the vote: "What the American people ought to pray is that somebody can’t make the vote tonight. That's what they ought to pray." [ 2 ]

I must say that I find it refreshing to hear such a unique interpretation of what a person should pray (prey?) for during this festive holiday season. I say that if Senator Coburn wants to help out the Democrats through prayer, perhaps we should return the favor! Senator Coburn - If you want to scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.

UPDATE: Aironlater of 43-Ideas-Per-Minute has found the ultimate follow up to this video.

 

Care Bears On Fire Singing "Barbie Eat a Sandwich"

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregrious and I are busy studying the Krell civilization on the distant planet of Altair IV. I really enjoy the pastoral landscapes, the goofy robot and all of the creepy theremin music - but I am growng increasing fearful of the "monsters from the id!" (This planet is very Freudian, I must say.) In the meantime you can watch this swell music video of Care Bears On Fire singing "Barbie Eat a Sandwich". (And afterwards, might I suggest a little dessert...)

 

Raquel Welch folding a parachute in the opening credits of the film, "Fathom"

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy solving the Case of the Dancing Pastrami Sandwiches. (The extra mayo and mustard is certainly mysterious, I must say!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of Raquel Welch folding a parachute in the opening credits of the film, "Fathom". Geronimo!

 

Infomercial for the Colgate Wisp

 

No time for blogging today! I am too busy looking wistfully at my imaginary future soulmate whom I shall never actually get to meet. In the meantime, you can watch this swell infomercial for the Colgate Wisp. (Mmm... Silver dollar pancakes!)

 

Prep-Unit singing "Tea Partay"

 

No time for blogging today! I'm busy going back in time to visit with my good friend Professor Moriarty. We are going to the theater to see one of Gilbert and Sullivan's delightful little "Opéra Comiques"! (We may even invite Mycroft Holmes, if he can ditch his idiot brother.) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of Prep-Unit singing the delightful song, "Tea Partay". ("High tea in the parlor makes the ladies holler!")

 

Stalin VS. Martians Order You to Dance!

 

No time for blogging today! With the aid of my time machine, Germaine Gregarious and I are in the Old West conferring with the local law enforcement authorities about the whereabouts of Doc Brown and that annoying little teenager, Marty McFly. (God, I hate sequels!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video, "Stalin VS. Martians order you to dance!"