Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Blog Against Theocracy is This Weekend!

I have assigned my army of virtuous, god-fearing marshmallow theologians to remind you that Blue Gal's upcoming blogswarm Blog Against Theocracy is this Easter Weekend, March 21-23! This is a subject that is truly close to my heart. As both the Minister of Science and the Chief Defender of the Faith of Ape City, I'm all about theocracy, baby!

Hallelujah! Wearing the officially sanctified royal purple dye #2 sugar coating, these pious Peeps are filled with sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, and the rich creamy goodness of the Almighty, Omnipotent Marshmallow Filling! All hail their Holy Peepness! Hallowed be the joyous delight of their divine confectionery squishyness.

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At Tue Mar 18, 12:08:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

You said "pee." *snicker*

At Tue Mar 18, 03:07:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

What's with the yellow peep? The Confectioner's Jesus, or merely a slick commie plant? Yellow Dye #5 will be our downfall yet!

At Tue Mar 18, 04:00:00 PM, Blogger Spirula said...

The only good Peep is a dead Peep.

(Which, I guess, could kinda be true of teh Jeezus too, according to their Good Snooze. 'Cause if he don't die, no "get out of hell free" card for your sorry ass.)

At Tue Mar 18, 06:08:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

one eye flying purple peep

At Tue Mar 18, 09:58:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Hmmm... I was actually working on my Blog Against Theocracy post, while I was at church, waiting for a class to start.

Crazy ass but true story from FranIam.

At Wed Mar 19, 08:04:00 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Yep, those little peeps have about as much inside their little heads as the folks on the religious far right. Mushy unhealthy stuff covered in sugar to make them appear to be tasty.

At Fri Mar 21, 09:51:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dguzman: Bah! You mock the sanctity of the their Holy Peepness! **snicker**

Randal Graves: Mr. Yellow Peep represents a differing viewpoint, ready to be squashed by the purple consensus. Hallowed be the joyous delight of majority rule!

Spirula: At Guantanamo, they microwave Peeps before they kill them! (Mmm... Extra squishy!)

Distributorcap: The only reason that it only has one eye is because I ate the other half!

FranIAm: Ha! OK, you win for "confused series of events" for the day!

Pissed Off Patricia Unlike their religious far-right counterparts, Peeps have the good sense to be quiet. ;o)


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