Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, March 17, 2008

Think of All of Those Poor Snakes...

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

St. Patrick's Day
If you go to Jess Wundrun's blog, she has a delightful history of the three saints that American's are celebrating today, but she fails to point out the most important event that happens on St. Patrick's Day...

On St. Patrick's Day, the Irish Pork Fairy will grant you three wishes!
Late at night on St. Patrick's Day, the Irish Pork Fairy visits all of the good Catholic boys and girls! If you cover yourself in horseradish before you go to bed, and put a full plate of corned beef and cabbage under your pillow, in the morning the Irish Pork Fairy will grant you three wishes!

Stock up on horseradish!

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At Mon Mar 17, 04:10:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Thanks for the nod. Say, if I put corned beef and cabbage under my pillow in the morning it would look alot like those rose petal scenes from "American Beauty". Except you know, not.

At Mon Mar 17, 08:32:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Yak shaving day is my favorite.

This is why I've started decorating my house with disposable diapers.

And duct tape. It will protect me from evil.

At Tue Mar 18, 08:19:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I'm thinking I picked a bad time to give up meat!

At Tue Mar 18, 10:25:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: The best part of putting corned beef and cabbage under your pillow before you go to bed is that in the morning you have a snack to eat!

Comrade Kevin: Hmm... Interesting decorating tips!

DCup: Ack! What would St. Patrick's day be without corned beef and cabbage!?!? Just cabbage, that's what!

At Tue Mar 18, 10:29:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

The Irish pork fairy. Is there anything he can't do?

At Wed Mar 19, 07:12:00 PM, Blogger Fade said...

a true son of Eire rues the day that bastard set foot on the emerald isle

At Fri Mar 21, 10:02:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dean Wormer: Never question the mystical powers of pork products!

Fade: Ack! I wonder why? The Irish Pork Fairy loves all of the boys and girl! (Oh...!)


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