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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Liberal Media Takes a Beating

Late-night talk show host Charlie Rose been beaten up by the evil Dr. Monkerstein, over a computer!

4 Comments:

At Wed Mar 19, 01:03:00 PM, mwb said...: Is that better or worse than flinging his poop?
At Wed Mar 19, 07:41:00 PM, John J. said...: My son will be so sad to hear that (btw, he is 3 and a half).
At Thu Mar 20, 12:59:00 AM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Another lie!

He really fell to the ground because his happy underpants went soggy and dropped to his knees, causing him to trip up!
At Fri Mar 21, 09:41:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: MWB's World: I think that depends on where he flings it!

Jess Wundrun: That's unfair to all of the assholes that buy PC laptops! Operating systems are universally annoying.

John J.: Hey! Cool blog! Tell your son that Charlie will be as good as news very soon!

GETkristiLOVE: Ha! Happy Underpants never get soggy, because they are filled with rainbows, moonbeams and Rich, Creamy Goodness!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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