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Monday, March 31, 2008

Tweed

In response to Splotchy, Samurai Frog, Dr. Monkerstein, Jess Wundrun and Devilham.

7 Comments:

At Mon Mar 31, 07:19:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: Yours has patches on the elbows, I just know it.
At Mon Mar 31, 08:12:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Dang, she beat me to the patches lines.
At Mon Mar 31, 09:26:00 AM, Splotchy said...: Nicely played.
At Mon Mar 31, 09:51:00 PM, Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...: Tweed? Is this some new street drug? Some hipster slang for a new type of uber weed?

Give me a dime of that killer TWeed, dude.
At Tue Apr 01, 12:54:00 PM, mwb said...: Boss Tweed?!?
At Tue Apr 01, 08:06:00 PM, Steve said...: not getting the cloth meme but i've had 2 carrot juices today so that must explain it
At Thu Apr 03, 03:18:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: Indeed! And the faint odor of pipe tobacco.

Dr. Monkerstein: You gotta be quick!

Splotchy: Thank you! (I have no idea what this is about.)
Nicely played.

Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: If you smoke too much tweed, you will become stuffy and forgetful, and end up singing tunes from "My Fair Lady".

MWB: Well, at least he was a Democrat!

Pidomon: carrot juice? **shudder**

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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