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Friday, April 25, 2008

Brought to You by the Rich Vivid Colors of Our Very Own Failed Foreign Policies

To prevent this...

We need more of this...

And less of this.

10 Comments:

At Fri Apr 25, 07:00:00 AM, Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...: Dude, that Vamp-o-leezza pic is awesome!
At Fri Apr 25, 08:05:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: Usually you use more photoshop. Nice of you to let Condi just be Condi.
At Fri Apr 25, 11:10:00 AM, cuddlefish said...: Nice pic of Cond. Sums it up very nicely.
At Fri Apr 25, 12:06:00 PM, Swinebread said...: what's the old/new saying? "if this were Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green"
At Fri Apr 25, 02:58:00 PM, dguzman said...: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
I think I might be scarred emotionally for the rest of my life after seeing Vampoleezza.
At Fri Apr 25, 03:17:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: I am scared and laughing at the same time Dr. Z. Smack down!
At Fri Apr 25, 04:39:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Sweet jeebus you scared the life out of me with that Condi pic.
At Sat Apr 26, 09:35:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: Thanks!

Dean Wormer: Hee hee! Unretouched!

Cuddlefish: Thanks!

Swinebread: Hey! Good line, I'm gonna steal it!

Dguzman: Oh, dear! My apologies. I think that it's bet you learn these thing now though, don't you think? ;o)

Liberality: Yay! It's a twofer!

Dr. Monkerstein: Hee hee! And it's not even Halloween yet!
At Sun Apr 27, 11:58:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: that condi is SO attactive -- and she ahs been so effective!
At Mon Apr 28, 08:32:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Condi could be a super model if she could lose some weight. She could cut down on all of the Iraqi children that she and the vice president are snacking on!

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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