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Friday, April 11, 2008

The Origin of the Evangelical Movement

10 Comments:

At Fri Apr 11, 07:24:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Ha ha ha ha!
At Fri Apr 11, 09:43:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Dude, that's gay.
At Fri Apr 11, 11:12:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: Love it. In a non-romantic way, of course.
At Fri Apr 11, 11:49:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: And then the lord pointeth to a bundle of sticks lying on the ground.

Yeah, verily this was misunderstood. Had it not, Ted Haggard's life would have been much much different.
At Fri Apr 11, 11:59:00 AM, dguzman said...: hee hee hee!
At Fri Apr 11, 12:57:00 PM, Faded said...: roflmao
At Fri Apr 11, 01:50:00 PM, M.Yu said...: You are on a roll today, Dr. Z!
At Sat Apr 12, 06:28:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: :o)

Dr. Monkerstein: That's what Jesus said!

Dean Wormer: Yes. Very sensible.

Jess Wundrun: Aw, Ted Haggard is just a bundle of sticks of sticks if you ask me!

Dguzman: :o)

Fade: cool! :o)

M.Yu: Really? I hope that it's a buttered roll!

Sleestak: Really? Is there a prize? ;o)
At Sat Apr 12, 04:35:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: i wonder if this was the Middle East version of Key West
At Wed Apr 16, 06:35:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: I don't know... Are there any art galleries and curio shops?

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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