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Friday, May 30, 2008

ShamWow!

Almost as popular as 'enlarging that certain part of the male anatomy' and 'Girls Gone Wild!' in this neck of the woods:

'It's a Sham? Wow!'

5 Comments:

At Fri May 30, 11:33:00 AM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: Their website says it holds 21 times its own weight in liquid.

The same is true for me with beer.

Therefore I must be UnWow!
At Fri May 30, 03:22:00 PM, Bradda said...: How does one get the job of late night info-mercial host? I need to go work on my resume.
At Fri May 30, 03:23:00 PM, Bradda said...: This comment has been removed by the author.
At Sun Jun 01, 08:56:00 AM, Steve said...: have you seen where the guy who pushes that magic putty that fixes everything! is now hawking health insurance?

Yep that's where I want my coverage from
At Sun Jun 01, 02:53:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Unconventional Conventionist: Hmm... I am not sure that soaking up beer is a marketable asset... ;o)

Bradda: I think that all you need is a phone headset and a crazed expression on your face!

pidomon: Oh, that's hilarious! He should become a White House spokesman next!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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