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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Romance Among the Ruins - Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

4 Comments:

At Wed May 28, 12:02:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Laurence is just infatuated with the girl on the slab because she reminds him of his mummy.
At Thu May 29, 05:57:00 PM, chaos4700 said...: I think they should make a movie out of this. They can cast Joe Lieberman as Laurence, Nancy Pelosi as his girlfriend and John McCain as the mummy. And they wouldn't even need much makeup!
At Fri May 30, 08:50:00 AM, mwb said...: "..you can't bury your heart in a tomb with her..."

Clearly she is woefully ignorant of Egyptian funerary rites...
At Fri May 30, 01:15:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dean Wormer: Ha! Yes, you have lowered yourself to to my level of humor. How bad is that joke? Why, it Sphinx!

chaos4700: John McCain might be to old to play the mummy... :o)

MWB: I think that she meant it figuratvely... But then again...

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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