The Zaius/Gregarious Campaign Must Keep Up With the Latest Trends!
Everyone is talking about Michelle Malkin's new keffiyeh-licious fashion craze!
The 'keffiyeh' is the traditional headress of the Freedom Fighters
Terrorist Group, the Ewoks of Endor.
Terrorist Group, the Ewoks of Endor.
Now everybody is wearing keffiyehs!
Speaker Nancy Pelosi is wearing a keffiyeh!
Senator Hillary Clinton is wearing a keffiyeh!
First Lady Laura Bush is wearing a keffiyeh!
Even the daughter of senator John McCain wearing a keffiyeh!
Everybody is wearing keffiyehs!
...So Germaine Gregarious and I have decided
to make keffiyehs an integral part of our campaign!
to make keffiyehs an integral part of our campaign!
Of course we have not abandoned our main campaign platform, but we must change with the times! Accommodate the future! Pander to the latest popular public whim!
...Of course it's not really pandering - it's just politically expedient!
UPDATE: Germaine Gregarious has posted a picture of herself wearing
keffiyeh underwear! Check it out!
UPDATE: threadingwater is having a Keffiyeh Party in her Rumpus Room!
And she's wearing nothing BUT her keffiyeh! Check it out!
UPDATE: Germaine Gregarious has posted a picture of herself wearing
keffiyeh underwear! Check it out!
UPDATE: threadingwater is having a Keffiyeh Party in her Rumpus Room!
And she's wearing nothing BUT her keffiyeh! Check it out!
18 Comments:
I scarfed up this hilarious post!
Apparently I wore "terrorist chic" in high school, with my baggy Forenza sweaters and tight jeans with zippers at the ankle.
(that's not me in the picture. I never wore glasses)
You're all invited (except that Malkin broad) to a Keffiyeh party in my rumpus room tonight. Bring a dish to pass and a clever boy and his father.
Thanks for bringing this important issue to the forefront of political discourse, Dr. Z.
I will have to rethink my wooly scarf next winter.
Regards,
Tengrain
Terrorist scarfs are...wait, did that shirt really say "Jews against Obama"?? I wonder if that guy is going to Hagee's convention to listen to Holy Joe and the evangelicals for Israel!
I'm modeling my keffiyeh underwear right now!
A keffiyeh would clash with my kimono, so I guess I won't be pandering anytime soon. Y'all have fun with it, though. Germaine looks fabulous, as usual!
Ewoks...
Why'd it have to be ewoks?
I'm trying to come up a joke to supplement the whole "terrorist chic" nonsense but as they say, truth is stranger than fiction.
Yeah, regarding that shop window with the "Jews Against Obama" T-shirt: since when did wearing a yellow Star of David become a trivial fashion statement?! I have to get serious for a moment here, it really really bothers me when the Holocaust is trivialized to pander and sling mud on political opponents, let alone to sell a damn T-shirt! >:(
Ha! Great post, I'm stealing that Malkin picture.
"Jews Against Obama" must be going on that campaign memo Hillary's staff put out about the horrible muslim threat that Barack is.
Wow, well done. All the way down to Ms. Gregarious' underwear.
delightful
Great post guys. I now have to go accessory shopping. Oh well. Must keep up.
And, bye the way, didn't Laura look lovely dressed like a widow? Widow's weeds for Laura, 'cause she looks so good in black.
Dr. Z, you are sooooo good! You make all of us other Z's proud!
DCup: Cool! I'm glad that you liked it! :o)
Übermilf: Wow! You must have been quite the little terror...ist. I am afraid to ask why you had zippers at you ankles, though...
threadingwater: Yay! Keffiyeh Party at threadingwater's Rumpus Room! I have added your invitiation on the post. Keffiyeh Party! Keffiyeh Party! You are sooooo cool!
Kevin: Indeed! You might want to rethink that wooly scarf in favor of a terrorist keffiyeh! All the rage, you know. ;o)
Bradda: Ha! The more the merrier, where Zionist wingnuts are concerned!
Germaine Gregarious: Ooo-La-La! What a great idea! Tell Enrique to whip me up some terrorist keffiyeh underpants right away!
theardentthread: Well, a keffiyeh isn't mandatory... As long as you are wearing Happy Underpants!
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Ewoks! Who can fathom the wretched soul of the villainous scum of the universe?
chaos4700: I think that Madonna was the one that first made sacred religious icons a trivial fashion statement. Trivializing the Holocaust to smear Obama is indeed quite low, I agree.
Dr. Monkerstein: You can always take any picture! You know that, Dr. Monkerstein.
Dmarks: You are probably right! The whole thing was probably Harold Ickes idea.
Batocchio: Thanks, Batocchio! I had nothing to do with the creation of Ms. Gregarious' keffiyeh underwear, but aren't they swell!?!?!
Sandy Underpants: Thanks, Sandy Underpants!
Angry Ballerina: But of course my dear, coming right up! But Happy Underpants are not just an article of clothing, they are a state of mind!
Utah Savage: Thanks! I that Laura Bush will look even better when she is out of the White House.
Madam Z: Yay! Us z's gotta stick together, you know!
This post made my day.
Death to infidels and pass the Dunkin Donuts!
Damn, I knew there was something sinister about those rock throwing cutesy little Ewoks. If those bastards can take out some well trained Imperial storm troopers we should all be losing some sleep tonight. Good thing there aren't any oil deposits on the moons of Endor or else we would all be in trouble.
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