Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, May 30, 2008

The Zaius/Gregarious Campaign Must Keep Up With the Latest Trends!


The 'keffiyeh' is the traditional headress of the Freedom Fighters
Terrorist Group, the Ewoks of Endor.

Now everybody is wearing keffiyehs!

Speaker Nancy Pelosi is wearing a keffiyeh!

Senator Hillary Clinton is wearing a keffiyeh!

First Lady Laura Bush is wearing a keffiyeh!

Even the daughter of senator John McCain wearing a keffiyeh!

Everybody is wearing keffiyehs!

...So Germaine Gregarious and I have decided
to make keffiyehs an integral part of our campaign!

Of course we have not abandoned our main campaign platform, but we must change with the times! Accommodate the future! Pander to the latest popular public whim!

...Of course it's not really pandering - it's just politically expedient!

UPDATE: Germaine Gregarious has posted a picture of herself wearing
keffiyeh underwear! Check it out!

UPDATE: threadingwater is having a Keffiyeh Party in her Rumpus Room!
And she's wearing nothing BUT her keffiyeh! Check it out!

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At Fri May 30, 12:47:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

I scarfed up this hilarious post!

At Fri May 30, 12:58:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Apparently I wore "terrorist chic" in high school, with my baggy Forenza sweaters and tight jeans with zippers at the ankle.

(that's not me in the picture. I never wore glasses)

At Fri May 30, 02:17:00 PM, Blogger threadingwater said...

You're all invited (except that Malkin broad) to a Keffiyeh party in my rumpus room tonight. Bring a dish to pass and a clever boy and his father.

At Fri May 30, 02:25:00 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

Thanks for bringing this important issue to the forefront of political discourse, Dr. Z.

I will have to rethink my wooly scarf next winter.



At Fri May 30, 03:18:00 PM, Blogger Bradda said...

Terrorist scarfs are...wait, did that shirt really say "Jews against Obama"?? I wonder if that guy is going to Hagee's convention to listen to Holy Joe and the evangelicals for Israel!

At Fri May 30, 04:45:00 PM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

I'm modeling my keffiyeh underwear right now!

At Fri May 30, 07:42:00 PM, OpenID theardentthread said...

A keffiyeh would clash with my kimono, so I guess I won't be pandering anytime soon. Y'all have fun with it, though. Germaine looks fabulous, as usual!

At Fri May 30, 08:51:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...


Why'd it have to be ewoks?

At Fri May 30, 09:56:00 PM, Blogger chaos4700 said...

I'm trying to come up a joke to supplement the whole "terrorist chic" nonsense but as they say, truth is stranger than fiction.

Yeah, regarding that shop window with the "Jews Against Obama" T-shirt: since when did wearing a yellow Star of David become a trivial fashion statement?! I have to get serious for a moment here, it really really bothers me when the Holocaust is trivialized to pander and sling mud on political opponents, let alone to sell a damn T-shirt! >:(

At Sat May 31, 09:27:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Ha! Great post, I'm stealing that Malkin picture.

At Sat May 31, 09:30:00 AM, Blogger dmarks said...

"Jews Against Obama" must be going on that campaign memo Hillary's staff put out about the horrible muslim threat that Barack is.

At Sat May 31, 12:14:00 PM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Wow, well done. All the way down to Ms. Gregarious' underwear.

At Sat May 31, 12:15:00 PM, Blogger Sandy Underpants said...


At Sat May 31, 02:03:00 PM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

I want some happy underpants. Bc my thong is riding up my ASS dude

At Sat May 31, 08:22:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Great post guys. I now have to go accessory shopping. Oh well. Must keep up.

And, bye the way, didn't Laura look lovely dressed like a widow? Widow's weeds for Laura, 'cause she looks so good in black.

At Sat May 31, 09:35:00 PM, Blogger Madam Z said...

Dr. Z, you are sooooo good! You make all of us other Z's proud!

At Sun Jun 01, 02:16:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

DCup: Cool! I'm glad that you liked it! :o)

Übermilf: Wow! You must have been quite the little I am afraid to ask why you had zippers at you ankles, though...

threadingwater: Yay! Keffiyeh Party at threadingwater's Rumpus Room! I have added your invitiation on the post. Keffiyeh Party! Keffiyeh Party! You are sooooo cool!

Kevin: Indeed! You might want to rethink that wooly scarf in favor of a terrorist keffiyeh! All the rage, you know. ;o)

Bradda: Ha! The more the merrier, where Zionist wingnuts are concerned!

Germaine Gregarious: Ooo-La-La! What a great idea! Tell Enrique to whip me up some terrorist keffiyeh underpants right away!

theardentthread: Well, a keffiyeh isn't mandatory... As long as you are wearing Happy Underpants!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Ewoks! Who can fathom the wretched soul of the villainous scum of the universe?

chaos4700: I think that Madonna was the one that first made sacred religious icons a trivial fashion statement. Trivializing the Holocaust to smear Obama is indeed quite low, I agree.

Dr. Monkerstein: You can always take any picture! You know that, Dr. Monkerstein.

Dmarks: You are probably right! The whole thing was probably Harold Ickes idea.

Batocchio: Thanks, Batocchio! I had nothing to do with the creation of Ms. Gregarious' keffiyeh underwear, but aren't they swell!?!?!

Sandy Underpants: Thanks, Sandy Underpants!

Angry Ballerina: But of course my dear, coming right up! But Happy Underpants are not just an article of clothing, they are a state of mind!

Utah Savage: Thanks! I that Laura Bush will look even better when she is out of the White House.

Madam Z: Yay! Us z's gotta stick together, you know!

At Sun Jun 01, 07:35:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

This post made my day.

Death to infidels and pass the Dunkin Donuts!

At Mon Jun 02, 02:54:00 AM, Blogger Westcoast Walker said...

Damn, I knew there was something sinister about those rock throwing cutesy little Ewoks. If those bastards can take out some well trained Imperial storm troopers we should all be losing some sleep tonight. Good thing there aren't any oil deposits on the moons of Endor or else we would all be in trouble.


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