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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

What CNN Isn't Telling You

electoral-vote.com

electionprojection.com

270 electoral votes to win.

3 Comments:

At Wed Jun 11, 12:13:00 PM, Unconventional Conventionist said...: I hope there's a vote difference equal to or greater than 10% - which I think there very well could be.

If this election gets stolen TOO, I will be bald from snatching my hair out.
At Thu Jun 12, 10:10:00 AM, Swinebread said...: I can't wait for the steal...
At Fri Jun 13, 06:07:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Unconventional Conventionist: I too have fears about the election, and hope for a wide Diebold-proof margin. Losing my hair would be the least of my worries if the outcome is a disaster!

Blogger Swinebread: Ack! Considering the luuck of the Democratic Party in the last two presidential elections, I wish that you wouldn't use the word 'steal'! (Knock on wood...)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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