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Thursday, February 05, 2009

He Scoops The Poop That the Mainstream Media Won't Touch!

Joe the Plumber, AKA Joe 'Scoop' Wurzelbacher - He scoops for the poop that the mainstream media won't touch!

Life has been a whirlwind of events for Joe the Plumber lately! Now that he's back from his stint as a war correspondent, explaining to the American people how the mainstream media shouldn't be allowed to report on the war, Republican senators are explaining to the American public how Joe the Plumber (and not any of those pinko economists) is the GOP choice for a spokesman for economic policy!

This venerable pooper scooper does present one dark cloud on his adoring public's horizon, however. When asked if he wanted to pursue a career in politics, Wurzelbacher said, "I don’t know if the American public deserves me." Egads, no! Say it ain't so, Joe! From now on, we must all work extra hard to become worthy of this remarkable and important sewer worker's political ambitions.

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At Thu Feb 05, 11:46:00 AM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

The man is a pootiehead.

At Thu Feb 05, 11:53:00 AM, Blogger Darius Whiteplume said...

I shall give up reading as penance for my unworthiness! I'm sure he'd appreciate that.

At Thu Feb 05, 12:48:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Oh, I'd say we completely deserve this poster boy for yokel-ism.

At Thu Feb 05, 02:34:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Joe the Plumber is the kind of human that makes me long for the domination of the world by apes. Hope he's the first one to go under your new world order.

At Thu Feb 05, 03:38:00 PM, Blogger okjimm said...

America doesn't deserve Joe the Plumber?

WELL!!! I think that I am in no way deserving of another schmuck-headed-dweep-gag-me-maggot on the airwaves.

Jesus-Christ&Rusty Nails! The asshole is an out-of-work plumber who didn't have a license to plumb the depths of a cesspool,least of all the depths of the American Psyche!

Where's Roto-Rooter!@$% There's a turd in the works!!

At Thu Feb 05, 06:38:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Hasn't this dead horse been beaten enough already?

At Fri Feb 06, 10:27:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Actually I think he meant to say is that "the American people didn't do anything to deserve me."

He'd be right.

At Fri Feb 06, 11:25:00 AM, Blogger Kulkuri said...

An unlicensed 'Turd Herder' is just the guy to go to for advice on how to run the country and the world economy!!

At Sat Feb 07, 04:42:00 PM, Blogger Bubs said...

It's been waaaaaay longer than 15 minutes. Why is he still here?

At Sun Feb 08, 01:05:00 PM, Blogger Percy Trout said...

Joe has gone past his 15 minutes. Time's up.

At Sun Feb 08, 01:05:00 PM, Blogger Percy Trout said...

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At Sun Feb 08, 07:33:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

It was a stupid ploy for McCain to even introduce him and how he's gotten this far is totally beyond me.

At Tue Feb 10, 10:48:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Omnipotent Poobah: Indeed! I wholeheartedly agree.

Darius Whiteplume: Aha! It would seem that Mr. Wurzelbacher has been doing penance for years. ;o)

Randal Graves: It would seem that Joe the Plumber us the Yoko Ono of McCain's yokel-ism mythology.

Darwin's Dagger: I am sure that my gorilla army will make short work of him. We have no need for plumbers that aren't really plumbers in the future!

okjimm: Joe the Plumber is still very popular with the many of the great unwashed and the great unread, however. Go figure.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: What can I say? It was a slow news day.

Dean Wormer: Ahem...

"Yesterday upon a stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish that he would go away!"

Kulkuri: Hee hee! I think that 'Turd Herder' would be an appropriate job description for many in the Republican Party.

Bubs: I know. Where is Andy Warhol when you need him?

Percy Trout: Get that man a watch, and teach him to read it!

Comrade Kevin: He is like a bad dream that keeps reoccurring!

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