This venerable pooper scooper does present one dark cloud on his adoring public's horizon, however. When asked if he wanted to pursue a career in politics, Wurzelbacher said, "I don’t know if the American public deserves me." Egads, no! Say it ain't so, Joe! From now on, we must all work extra hard to become worthy of this remarkable and important sewer worker's political ambitions.
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.