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Thursday, February 05, 2009

The Screwer-Upper-In-Chief

Obama: 'I screwed up. I've got to own up to my mistake, which is that ultimately it's important for this administration to send a message that there aren't two sets of rules.'

Ack! This is the end of the Obama administration! He has admitted weakness and failure!

Bush: 'I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time, so I could plan for it. I'm sure historians will look back and say, gosh, he could have done it better this way, or that way. You know, I just -- I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.'

How can Obama ever live up to his predecessor's record of never having made a mistake?

8 Comments:

At Thu Feb 05, 12:49:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Would you all stop? Bush admitted that trading Sammy Sosa wasn't the brightest idea he's ever had. Sheesh.
At Thu Feb 05, 07:03:00 PM, boukman70 said...: Here, Dr. You may enjoy this one.

http://bootynovelbill.blogspot.com/2009/02/pres-obamas-record-shattering-day.html
At Thu Feb 05, 09:29:00 PM, lisahgolden said...: A self-aware president? We're Americans. We don't need a President with the ability to reflect and think.
At Thu Feb 05, 11:47:00 PM, Anonymous said...: They only thing worse than making a mistake is admitting to one. No matter how many times bush screwed up, he was always right!
At Sat Feb 07, 06:16:00 AM, Thomas Fummo said...: There is so much sarcasm in these posts and comments I genuinly have no idea what's going on here. I should read more american news websites :-(
At Sun Feb 08, 07:34:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Throw him a frikkin' bone here!
At Tue Feb 10, 10:55:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Oh, yes. Well there's that...

boukman70: Ack! I had no idea that President Truman played basketball!

Lisa: Yeah! All's we need is a president that can talk to Jesus!

Jang-chub Ozer: And by those standards, Presidnet Bush was right a lot.

TF: Ack! I don't know what to say. :o(

Comrade Kevin: Sure. A bone for a bonehead! :o)
At Tue Feb 10, 12:08:00 PM, boukman70 said...: Most definitely, Ole Harry was known as "The Master of the Set-Shot" back in his day.

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