Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Our Deity is Better Than Your Deity!

Obama: 'What I won't do is return to the failed theories of the last eight years that got us into this fix in the first place, because those theories have been tested and they have failed.'

I am shocked that after President Obama's awesome town hall meeting on TV last night...

All the Rebuplican's can think to do is to complain about is whether he wiped his feet properly.

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At Tue Feb 10, 01:27:00 PM, Blogger Michael Hart said...

Ha ha ha!

"He's not Jesus" —Frank Rich

(As if there's any thinking reflected in their complaining.)

They better get their Dylan on:

"You better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
Oh the times they are a changin'"

At Tue Feb 10, 01:59:00 PM, Blogger sunandheir said...

The Obamassiah walks among us!

At Tue Feb 10, 02:03:00 PM, Blogger darkblack said...

'Good lord, sandals before spring has sprung - what a fashion debacle from their liberal savior.'


At Tue Feb 10, 02:07:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

All deities pale before the awesome might of Cthulhu!

At Tue Feb 10, 02:29:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

what is all this blathering about a messiah? he's a politician with, we hope, liberal policies. just because Jesus was a liberal doesn't mean Obama=Jesus. personally, I like my Ombama better ;)

At Tue Feb 10, 03:09:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Yep, but he mistakenly turned water into red wine, not white wine. They will never be satisfied.

At Tue Feb 10, 04:04:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Your two most recent posts put together make me want to either cry or start bashing people with baseball bats.

At Tue Feb 10, 06:02:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Sheesh. I walk on water all the freaking time, who notices?

And I do actually wipe my feet too!

At Wed Feb 11, 08:58:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Michael Hart: Of course Obama is not Jesus. Jesus never had Airforce One!

sunandheir: Darn tootin'. Now everyone look busy!

Darkblack: Obama only wears sandals because he is a secret Muslim.

Randal Graves: Sorry, Cheney went out with the old crowd.

Liberality: Hmm... The title of the post is "Our Deity is Better Than Your Deity"...

Comrade Kevin: That will only affect the California voters.

Übermilf: I know you, and I am sure that you are pulling out your Louisville Slugger as we speak!

FranIAm: Yeah, but that was just water that was spilled on the kitchen floor. This is special water! (It's made from the tears of neoconservatives.)

At Wed Feb 11, 06:12:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

I've been to the vatican and seen the frescoes and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that Jesus wasn't black. He looked like Mel Gibson.


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