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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Presented Without Comment

Lead sports story of the day (according to Google News),
"SI cover girl Refaeli nudges her swimsuit south".

6 Comments:

At Tue Feb 10, 11:45:00 AM, D. Debil said...: "it was itchy!"
At Tue Feb 10, 02:05:00 PM, darkblack said...: I don't see a border yet - Perhaps a little further south would clarify this.

;>)
At Tue Feb 10, 02:10:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Cthulhu bless Israel.
At Tue Feb 10, 02:41:00 PM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Now that's what I call economic stimulus.
At Wed Feb 11, 09:10:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: D. Debil: Perhaps she needs a hand!

Darkblack: Indeed! Think of the advertisers.

Randal Graves: That would actually help to explain a few things that are going on over there...

Darwin's Dagger: Badumbumpum! I am sure that she could brighten any pie chart. :o)
At Fri Feb 13, 09:40:00 AM, genexs said...: Just more proof the Goddess exists!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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