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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Please Wish Former State Rep. Cynthia Davis the Best of Luck in Her New Position!

Never let it be said that I am one to hold a grudge. After resigning her previous position of state representative in disgrace, I am happy to say that Cynthia Davis has turned her life around and gotten new job that will insure that those lazy poor people don't get any more free food from her!

I would like to personally wish her the best of luck in her new position. I do feel that her new job is one that suits her disposition far better that her previous one. (And she gets discount meals, too!)

Thank you for my delicious corporate happy meal with promotional movie tie-in toy, former representative davis!
Hunger is indeed a positive motivator! And so are these delightful Happy Meal toys...

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At Wed Jun 24, 01:56:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I wouldn't eat that. You sure she didn't spit on your Big Mac?

At Wed Jun 24, 06:10:00 PM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

Well, at least she puts her money where her mouth is, so to speak. Although, I wouldn't put her food where your mouth is. Yuck!

At Wed Jun 24, 08:28:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

*sings* Jesus loves the little homies, all the homies of the world.

At Thu Jun 25, 08:12:00 AM, Blogger dguzman said...

Sweet schadenfreude.

At Fri Jun 26, 05:41:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: I got the Happy Meal! No one would ever spit on a Happy Meal!

Zirgar: I don't think that you realize that there is a toy surprise involved here!

Comrade Kevin: Yes, as long as they aren't poor. Jesus HATES the poor!

Dguzman: How sweet it's grace... ;o)

At Fri Jun 26, 09:35:00 PM, Blogger GOPnot4me said...

Dear Dr. Z,

From tonight's Countdown:

Seen on the Kansas City Star website.

"She Needs to be Stopped, submitted by embarrassed in...

Cynthia forgets how she takes multiple plates of food from committee and lobbyist dinners to feed her hungry children when she is in Jefferson City. She has been observed at receptions wrapping and stuffing food in her oversized handbag. Maybe that's what other hungry children should have their poor working parents do - just steal food to bring home to them."

Cheap, dumb AND crooked... She's gotten a hat-trick.

At Sun Jun 28, 10:30:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

cynthia deserves a break today

At Mon Jun 29, 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Yeah! Let's give it to her!


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