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Friday, August 07, 2009

The Day They Fired the Goodrich Girl-Giant

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Matty Boy of Lotsa 'Splainin' 2 Do.

4 Comments:

At Fri Aug 07, 07:55:00 AM, ZIRGAR said...: Those are some bigguns, that's for sure! Radiation or what? Just sayin'...
At Fri Aug 07, 11:04:00 AM, Matthew Hubbard said...: Thanks for the kind thoughts, Doc. If this is the sort of treatment we can expect, I welcome our simian overlords from the future.
At Fri Aug 07, 12:08:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: This is what happens when you shoot beef full of artificial hormones.
At Sun Aug 09, 08:53:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Zirgar: Everyone knows that the chief mutation caused by radiation is that it GREAT BIG GIANT BIGGNESS. I've seen it demonstrated in several films. ;o)

Matty Boy: Yay! I can always use another supporter for my run in the next presidential election. ;o)

Randal Graves: Yes, but you get great big cheeseburgers! ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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