No time for blogging today! I am too busy looking wistfully at my imaginary future soulmate whom I shall never actually get to meet. In the meantime, you can watch this swell infomercial for the Colgate Wisp.(Mmm... Silver dollar pancakes!)
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.