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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

In Politics, a Little Misinformation Goes a Long Way

Yay! After President Obama pulls the plug on Grandma and Grandpa, he's gonna go after Sarah Palin's baby! I'm finally proud to be an American again. [ 1, 2 ]

16 Comments:

At Wed Aug 12, 12:49:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: What the hell are they going to do with Sarah Palin's baby? Everyone knows that kids make bad soylent green. Not ripe enough.
At Wed Aug 12, 12:57:00 PM, Darius Whiteplume said...: Is that "Claw Force One"?

BTW: Where are all the Logan's Run comments - surely I'm not the only one who loved that movie/show that is so apropos? (ah, a rhyme)
At Wed Aug 12, 01:14:00 PM, Laura said...: Ooooo THAT OBAMA!!! He's SO mean!!!
And evil....I can almost hear the "Muwhahahah" from here... in Canada!
((Hugs))
Laura
At Wed Aug 12, 02:32:00 PM, Tengrain said...: Can we choose which of Mooselini's babies?

I'm so jonesing to be on Obama's Death Panel.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Wed Aug 12, 04:58:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: "Obama scares me
This I know
Because Fox News
Has told me so!"
At Wed Aug 12, 06:39:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: I guess the retooling of the auto industry is to make it equipped to manufacture Obama's malevolent granny killing health care robots!
At Wed Aug 12, 10:34:00 PM, susan said...: If things keep going the way they are people will be eying one another as potential foodstuffs even without a health care plan. They won't be eating the scrawny old ones either when there are so many plump ones on the hoof that can't run very fast.
At Thu Aug 13, 05:30:00 AM, Unknown said...: I believe that is a picture of president Obama in his new Death Panel Hybrid vehicle. Never has evil had such a small carbon footprint. He's able to snap down syndrome babies in half and vaporize senior citizens without burning an ounce of fossil fuel.

And they were saying Iran has a Green Revolution. How 'bout Detroit!
At Thu Aug 13, 07:51:00 AM, EspressoFrog said...: Oh yes, kill the umanz... Kill, kill !
And besides isn't it wiser to kill old people at birth ?
At Thu Aug 13, 08:33:00 AM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Obama's a slacker. Dr. Zaius was dragging humans before Death Panels 40 years ago (or is that 1970 years from now).
At Thu Aug 13, 08:58:00 AM, ZedWord said...: I'm from Canada. There is no death panels here.

After watching CNN, I go on my balcony and look in the general direction of the United States and whisper, "You're all fucking crazy."

I mean, there are legitimate concerns to be made about Obama's health plan, but come on people. Death Panels?
At Thu Aug 13, 01:07:00 PM, Targa said...: The upside is if you commit suicide you can bypass the LONG wait in the Death Panel line.

Win-Win.
At Thu Aug 13, 04:12:00 PM, okjimm said...: OK. this post was pretty good.
But I thought the previous one was gosh darn terrific. It had a poetic irony.

I had poetic irony once. Took wrinkles out of my shirts.+
At Thu Aug 13, 06:13:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Of course he's going to go after babies, according to Rush, Obama is a Nazi and everyone knows Nazis eat babies.
At Fri Aug 14, 05:52:00 AM, EspressoFrog said...: Over here in France the dead are voting. Sometimes when a mayor is elected it turns out that 1/4 of his electorate is dead. Now how's that for Undead civic rights ? As a result we need some kind of National Deathcare System ...and that huge ray system on the picture might be it.
At Fri Aug 14, 07:01:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: I wouldn't mind so much if some of my bills got cancer... ;o)

Randal Graves: You are just prejudiced against green babies, you cad!

Darius Whiteplume: The comments are at the bottom. This is the boring reason that they are hard to find: Because I had to publish the "Logan's Run" post as an inline frame to make the "There is no Sanctuary!" Java button work, I had to lengthen the post because Internet Explorer and Firefox read the length of the inline frame page differently. It shows up too long in Firefox. :o(

Sunshine: I want to move to Canada! Do I have to learn French and put mayonnaise on my French fries? ;o)

Tengrain: I would love to be on Obama's Death Panel. I say we start with all of the first born in Alaska! ;o)

Übermilf: Ha! That's awesome. It must be true if you hear it on FOX News. :o)

Zirgar: This is only the begining! Soon President Obama's Healthcare Deathbots will have laser beams attached to their heads! ;o)

Susan: Indeed! I say we start with Rush Limbaugh. He is already seasoned with Oxycontin!

Hamed: Yay! Onward to oblivion! Nothing can stop President Obama’s solar powered Healthcare Deathbots! ;o)

EspressoFrog: "isn't it wiser to kill old people at birth..." Hee hee! ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: This is true! Obama stole my idea, from the future! ;o)

ZedWord: Hey, this is America! When has reality ever had anything to do with our political discourse? ;o)

Targa: That's right! If only we could get Obama's Death Panels as efficient as the Department of Motor vehicles... ;o)

OKJimm: The problem with poetic irony is that if you leave it turned and forget about it, it burns a hole in your good shirt!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Nazis don't eat babies! Only Democrats do that. ;o)

EspressoFrog: Ha! "The National Deathcare System" I love it! ;o)

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