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Sunday, August 09, 2009

McCain Figures Out That Obama's Healthcare Plan has Negative Implications For Him

Michele Bachmann

Sarah Palin

John McCain

13 Comments:

At Sun Aug 09, 10:57:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Do these people even know how to read?

You know what horrified me the first time I ever went to my state capitol? Was when I learned that most of the politicians in there had not read the legislation they were voting on.

I am positive this is the case here. Because they disagree with elements that do not exist in this material.

Disagreement doesnt bother me. Its the hyperbolic insanity that they use as a reason, that bothers me.
At Sun Aug 09, 12:54:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: Well, I was going so say some smart ass thing about John old man McCain, but the Seeing Eye Chick says something so smart I just have to say, what that chick said.
At Sun Aug 09, 03:49:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: I think Volatire said it best when he said, "Crush the infamy! Then Crush Bachmann's eggs before they hatch!"
At Sun Aug 09, 03:51:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: Um, I meant VOLTAIRE! But maybe he was a bit volatile, so I may have created a portmanteau by mistake.
At Sun Aug 09, 07:31:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: mccain is old? -- someone tell miss lindsey
At Sun Aug 09, 08:40:00 PM, Sleestak said...: I don't get why McCain is so upset. He can just go to Carousel and get renewed again.
At Mon Aug 10, 07:46:00 AM, Charles Montgomery said...: See..

Republicans just don't see the opportunity here.

My job application is already in!
I'll be killing the innocent while all the rest of you are unemployed!
At Mon Aug 10, 09:43:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: All McCain has to do is agree to being mechanized like Unka Dick and he'll be able to survive the Afrocentric holocaust soon to be perpetrated on God-Fearing Real Americans, Young And Old, Amen.
At Mon Aug 10, 09:48:00 PM, Laura said...: Did John McCain REALLY make a face like that?
It looks like he's about to take a big ol.... ahem.. never mind. :)
((Hugs))
Laura
At Tue Aug 11, 01:52:00 PM, Unknown said...: President Obama's Healthcare plan is NOT going to kill "old people and babies." A close read confirms that. It is going to kill old people and retarded babies like Sarah Palin's.

I the right-wing would stop misportraying this.
At Tue Aug 11, 02:06:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: What I like about Obama is that he wants to kill old people and babies here at home, rather than overseas like some previous heinous administrations who shall remain nameless.

Think Global. Kill local! Gobama!
At Wed Aug 12, 09:28:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Seeing Eye Chick: They are not trying to argue the actual text of the various bills. They are just making stuff up to scare their base. It's just like in camp, when everyone sat around the campfire and told ghost stories! ;o)

Utah Savage: Ditto! ;o)

Zirgar: I think that Michelle Bachmann mates by cloacal apposition, just as Jesus intended. ;o)

Zirgar: A portmanteau! Those go good with ketchup and mustard. ;o)

Distributorcap: is McCain old!?!?? Click here!

Sleestak: He probably only remembers the black and white version of "Logan's Run". ;o)

Charles Montgomery: That's right! Just think what we will save in unemployment insurance! ;o)

Randal Graves: Yes, but even Robo-Cheney is in danger of being sucked in by the scourge of Obamacare! ;o)

Sunshine: Take a what? Take a picture? Take a piano lesson? Take a drive in the country? ;o)

Tea: I know! They always get their facts wrong! ;o)

Jess Wundrun: That is best comment ever! I am going to have to post about that... :o)
At Tue Aug 18, 01:03:00 AM, ZIRGAR said...: Dr. Zaius, are you suggesting Bachmann is a reptile or bird? How dare you insult those taxonomic orders of the animal kingdom!

Nevertheless, I think her cloaca is right beneath her nose, since she's just as likely to have fecal matter coming out of that orifice as words...I could be wrong

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