Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Moderm Face of Terrorism: It's All About the Underpants!

Despite the caterwauling from the media, I refuse to be frightened of some foolish al-Qaeda terrorist with explosive underpants.

Why, Germaine Gregarious has underpants that are far more explosive than those worn by that inept little nitwit...

And so do I, for that matter.

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At Wed Dec 30, 07:56:00 AM, Blogger Teresita said...

Duck and Cover!!!!! Radical Christian Underwear Bombers!!!!!

At Wed Dec 30, 08:47:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Are you guys Mormon?

At Wed Dec 30, 09:59:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Well there's goes my Mitt Romney joke.

At Wed Dec 30, 01:28:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Hmmm explosives in Temple garments! Good plan.

Remind me not to stand behind you while you're picking up your paper. :P


At Thu Dec 31, 07:26:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Teresita: Eek! That's a good link! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Of course not! I'm a Frisbeeterian! ;o)

Randal Graves: Don't worry! There are plenty of other Mitt Romney jokes!

Sunshine: I have a few tricks up my sleeve, as well! ;o)

At Thu Dec 31, 08:46:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Ms. Gregarious would have explosive underpants without the "explosives" ... and I love your heart-on underpants.


At Fri Jan 01, 04:19:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Psycho said...

I see England, I see France
I see Umar's underpants!
Might be pink, might be white
Might be full of dynamite
Or anyway, a deadly caustic mixture powerful enough to blow off one, possibly both, of his own nuts.
They sure aren't making terrorists like they used to.

At Sun Jan 03, 05:27:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i hope his rich father banker (the one who warned the US) told to wear underwear that didnt have streak marks


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