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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Watergate II: The Spy Who Bugged Me

 

Four men who are completely innocent of FBI charges in connection with an attempt to illegally access and manipulate the phone system in a district office of Senator Mary Landrieu have been unwitttingly hoodwinked into confessing to crimes that they did not commit.

"It was poor judgment," Said innocent victim Flanagan's lawyer, Garrison Jordan, said. "I don't think there was any intent or motive to commit a crime." Flanagan is the son of the acting U.S. Attorney for northern Louisiana.

O'Keefe was molested by Sen. Landrieu's evil army of lesbian fembots.

As he got into a cab outside, innocent victim O'Keefe said, "The truth shall set me free." His father, James O'Keefe, Jr., of Westwood, N.J., said he hadn't spoken to his son in several days and didn't know he traveled to New Orleans, let alone why he went to Landrieu's office.

"That would not be something that I can even imagine him doing," he said. "I think this is going to be blown out of proportion."

The four innocent men have posted videos on biggovernment.com, a site run by conservative Andrew Breitbart. In an e-mail to The Associated Press, Breitbart said: "We have no knowledge about or connection to any alleged acts and events involving James O'Keefe at Senator Mary Landrieu's office."

The January 26 edition of Fox News' Studio B with Shepard Smith said it best in this morning's Bear Alert. [ 1, | 2, | 3, | 4, | 5 ]

You're not of the Body! You're not! You're not of the Body!!
Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu's father colonized the planet Beta III, along with the survivors of the starship Archon.

 

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10 Comments:

At Wed Jan 27, 01:55:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Wow, that ACORN is even more diabolical than I had previously thought! First they make that poor patriot dress up like a pimp and now this.

 
At Wed Jan 27, 04:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Randal Graves might be on to something. Someone has to save us all from Acorn's awsome mind control powers.

Seriously though--Talk about Dog Whistle Politics: "The Truth Shall Set you Free," is John 8:32--and that is his way of sending out a mayday to all those theocratic Nutbags out there so they can get to work, diffusing and confusing this um, brazen attempt to violate the civil rights, and the operation security of a politician.

Because Politicians, do actually work on issues that involve national security. Even lowly state politicians--esp if they are involved with FEMA or any other agency that might either anticipate or respond to terrorism attacks or natural disasters.

So those boys should get their pee pees slapped hard for this and sent to jail.

Bugging people's phones is bad and wrong. And its yet another case of Republicon's "It's not fascism if we do it" mentality. Whatever.

String em up!

 
At Wed Jan 27, 05:07:00 PM, Blogger Laura said...

These kids looked like such a bunch of jackasses on the news.
Smiling and snickering.
Very funny guys.

((Hugs))
Laura

 
At Wed Jan 27, 06:38:00 PM, Blogger BadTux said...

"The truth shall set me free." Well, that and a bail bond, anyhow. What is it about Republicans and inept attempts at wiretapping?

Sadly, I doubt we have any real reporters left to "follow the money" to find out who, exactly, had the bright idea to send the teabuggers into Mary Landrieu's office.

They say that this young man spent all his time at the police station while waiting for bail in the jailhouse restroom. No information as to whether he was tapping his toes while in there, or whether he has a wide stance. Hey, he did go into those ACORN offices wearing his Mom's chinchilla coat, yo! Methinks Larry Craig might have his number on speed dial?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

 
At Wed Jan 27, 07:22:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill Flanagan's office confirmed his son was among those arrested, but declined further comment. Other than to say it was a third-rate burglary attempt. But that's only the modified limited hangout. What did he know, and when did he know it?

 
At Wed Jan 27, 09:07:00 PM, Blogger daveawayfromhome said...

It wasnt a Republican conspiracy, they just didnt know the Red Hour was up, so that their actions would count against them.

 
At Thu Jan 28, 12:42:00 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said...

Another genius.

And another genius's parent downplaying his genius kid's criminal behavior.

 
At Sat Jan 30, 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Sometimes supreme arrogance has a way of being checked by a flagrant disregard of the law.

 
At Sat Jan 30, 12:00:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: I blame the squirrels. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Oh. come on! This are just kids having fun! Evil, lawbreaking Republican kids, that is. ;o)

sunshine: I still remember people being arrested for wearing anti-Bush T Shirts in "non-protest free" zones. ;o)

BadTux: This is so stupid a move that it can probably be called 'impromptu'. ;o)

Lilith: Bill Flanagan's office not talking speaks volumes. ;o)

BadTux: No doubt this is simply a foolish endevour made my those that are overly ambitious. ;o)

daveawayfromhome: Red Hour! That marks Festival on Beta III! ;o)

Übermilf: **sigh** too true. :o(

Comrade Kevin: Hee hee! We can only hope. ;o)

 
At Sat Jan 30, 04:38:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come all the crooks get the lesbian fembots?

 

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