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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Gop: Oily To Bed, Oily To Rise!

After an American coastline was found murdered...

Authorities apprehended the villain, BP Van der Spill...

Although Van der Spill reluctantly admitted his guilt to the crime...

His attorneys still maintain that Van der Spill should not be held accountable. [ 2, 3, 4 ]

8 Comments:

At Thu Jun 10, 06:25:00 PM, Lockwood said...: Here is my handle... I set this aside for my Sunday Funnies, but it's relevant here.
At Thu Jun 10, 09:51:00 PM, gmb said...: I say we should sop up the oil by dressing Boner and Hayward in sponge suits. Troll them through the oil. Remove when the suits are full. Dress in fresh suit. Repeat.
At Fri Jun 11, 10:43:00 AM, T_P_K said...: We do luv us sum criminulls. They want they life back, dammint. I say give it to'em all in one big f'n jolt after you strap'em in teh chair.
At Sat Jun 12, 10:20:00 AM, okjimm said...: ha! Funny..... it a very sad, tragic, heart rending way.
At Sun Jun 13, 05:01:00 PM, Anonymous said...: looks like there's Oil in the Family
At Sun Jun 13, 07:42:00 PM, Anonymous said...: http://mujermaravilla.blogspirit.com/archive/2010/06/03/bp-mata-a-aquaman.html
At Wed Jun 16, 10:25:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Fuck BP. They think that only the U.S. is coming for their cash. Wait til that oil and that dispersant hit all over the gulf---in places like Cuba.
At Fri Jun 18, 12:20:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Lockwood: Ha! I'm glad I drink coffee. ;o)

McGriddle Pants: I agree wholeheartedly! It is most distressing. :o(

GMB: Why use sponges? I suggest lead weights. ;o)

Terry: That's shocking! What about their electric chair carbon footprint? ;o)

OKJimm: Yes, I find it very difficult to find anything funny about this situation. :o(

Jang-chub Ozer: Ack! That's a great idea for a post! ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer: Poor Aquaman. Even the gentle creatures of the sea can help him now. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Cuba? I never thought of that! Take that, tropical island commies! ;o)

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