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Monday, October 05, 2009

The Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute's Great American Conservative Women Calendar


U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann is going to be one of 12 women to be featured in the 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar, which was created to act as a fundraising tool for the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute. [ 1, 2, 3 ]

Personally, I'm gonna wait until the Islamo-Fascist version comes out...

Hat tip to Tengrain, for finding the story. :o)

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At Mon Oct 05, 11:54:00 AM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Sweet Jeebus!

What have I done, what have I done...

Those are brilliant, Zaius. I should have gotten there first. It must be your diabolically clever futuristic simian brain!

At Mon Oct 05, 12:21:00 PM, Blogger Laura said...

That's funny! :D
I can't wait to see what the "real" pictures are going to look like.
A lot different than yours I"m betting. Tee Hee!

I'm liking that nightie in the first picture actually.. hmmm. Sexy and it looks comfortable! Two things that rarely go hand in hand. I'll have to start an investigation.....

Ciao for Niao Dr. Zed!


At Mon Oct 05, 01:36:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

My Eyes! My Eyes!

I forgive you in advance Dr Z, for the millions of dollars I will now have to spend on therapy, in order to process this visual trauma.

At Mon Oct 05, 04:12:00 PM, Blogger darkblack said...

Why are these female humans wearing clothes, and out of their holding pens, Zaius?
Are you attempting to foment some sort of secular liberal agenda?

No doubt you'll be trying to convince me that these Forbidden Zone escapees have the power of cognitive thought...Rubbish!


At Mon Oct 05, 04:50:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Yea, What He Said ^

At Mon Oct 05, 05:50:00 PM, Blogger Lockwood said...

Ack! I just threw up in my mouth a lit.... no, a lot.

At Tue Oct 06, 07:49:00 AM, Blogger Laura said...

((BigHugs))Dr.Zed. You're the best. :)


At Tue Oct 06, 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Is that a suicide bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to blow us all to bits?

At Tue Oct 06, 04:11:00 PM, Blogger Ubermilf said...

I refuse to believe this is real.

If other people can refuse to believe in things, I can too. And I choose to refuse to believe this calendar is real.

there. I feel better.

At Tue Oct 06, 04:39:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

That sexy Michelle Bachman is one hot RILF! You know what they say..."crazy in the head, crazy in the House of Representatives..." (and in bed I guess).

I'd love to read her little red book there, get really jealous and then begin blackmailing people. Atleast until I have steady work again. A stimulus package of sorts. Ar arrr.

At Tue Oct 06, 04:46:00 PM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Jeepers! Can a Return to the Planet of the Apes be far behind?

At Tue Oct 06, 11:04:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

Now that's revolting. Thanks, there's nothing I like better than a good revolution.

At Wed Oct 07, 03:52:00 AM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

I was thinking of doing a blog on this, and I may still, but this really makes my stomach turn. These women are horrible skanks. And I apologize...I didn't mean to degrade the word women by using it in reference these, uh...mmm, nevermind.

At Wed Oct 07, 09:31:00 AM, Blogger Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

Skanks shmanks! The test of whether or not a member of the opposite sex is "do-able" is not her politics or level of rational thought. It's how she looks. Michelle Bachman is do-able.

I would of course practice safe sex so as not to increase the number of offensive humans Dr. Zaius.

At Wed Oct 07, 09:41:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Tengrain: Thanks, Tengrain! And my diabolically clever futuristic simian brain thanks you, as well. ;o)

Sunshine: You can see the "real" pictures here! In hindsight, I think that I should have put Nancy in the nightie. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Jeepers! It's a good thing that America has good medical insurance to cover that! ;o)

Darkblack: We shall have the humans in their holding pens soo enough, Darkblack. (The ones that survive the hunt, of course.) ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Yup. Hee hee! ;o)

Lockwood: Jeepers! Let me get you a napkin... :o(

Sunshine: Thanks, Laura! :o)

Randal Graves: I leave that sort of thing to my associate, Germaine Gregarious. She knows all about explosives! ;o)

Übermilf: I can understand your reticence to believe in this particular issue. I believe that I shall have another slice of chocolate cake... ;o)

Tea Break: I agree! That's what this country. needs. More blackmailing! ;o)

Batocchio: Ha! That link is awesome! Thanks, Batocchio! And comparing apes to humans is always very insulting... to the apes. :o)

Susan: Yay! Let's be revolting! ;o)

Zirgar: Indeed! Have some more eye bleach, Zirgar... ;o)

TRUTH 101: I would argue that the most exciting part of a member of the opposite sex is not her looks, but her brains. ;o)

At Wed Oct 07, 02:54:00 PM, Blogger Laura said...

Thanks for the link.
What's with the old lady? Does someone honestly believe she's hot?? Yikes!
Of course, I'll still want people thinking I"m hot when I"m 100 too.... I shouldn't judge. :P

At Thu Oct 08, 04:04:00 PM, Blogger Joe "Truth 101" Kelly said...

I do concede that your level of evolvement is higher than that of this mere human Dr. Zaius. But to paraphrase the words of former Chicago Mayor Jane Byrne's husband, us humans still appreciate nice legs and a great little a$$.


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