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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

"Confessions of the Lovelorn" with Dr. Zaius

4 Comments:

At Tue Jul 24, 01:44:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Ah it would never work. She's an ancient Egyptian diety from the distant past and you're a highly evolved ape scientist from the far flung future.

*Sigh* the romantic in me says it make such a great story, though.
At Tue Jul 24, 07:22:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Is that Nancy Pelosi in drag?
At Tue Jul 24, 10:21:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: Nancy Pelosi is drag baby!

Grandma-ey drag, true. Pearls and pantsuits drag. But admit it, it's not really being done.
At Wed Jul 25, 07:18:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Evil Spock: Defininitely Isis. Isis was way cooler, and she had her own Saturday morning television show.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Never stop being a romantic, Jon. The alternative is a slow, excruciating death on the twisting sword of the bland and humdrum.

My Isis burns at both ends; She will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - She gives a lovely fright!

Omnipotent Poobah: How dare you say such a thing about the greatest hope of the free world, and the next president of the United States!

Jess Wundrun: Et tu, Jess, Et tu? As a president, Nancy Pelosi will look quite good in pearls and pantsuits, thank you very much. Certainly better than "our" present president, Dick Cheney.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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