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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Hooray! It's French Terrorist Day!

Sandra Lou: Soon America will have a Bastille Day, and Dick Cheney will be made to wear a frilly pink tutu!

Today is Bastille Day.

5 Comments:

At Sat Jul 14, 03:17:00 PM, Ben Varkentine said...: Now that's a woman worth storming a castle for.
At Sat Jul 14, 04:54:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Viva Sandra Lou!
At Sat Jul 14, 08:14:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Salut à toutes mes amies!

Tengrain
At Sat Jul 14, 11:31:00 PM, Mark said...: Salut, Tengrain!

(Master of the partitive)
At Sun Jul 15, 08:38:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Ben Varkentine: Indeed, or even the odd Bastille. Sandra Lou is retro-hot-pink and fluorescent yellow delicious! Ooo-la-la!

Dr. Monkerstein: Now that I think about it, Sandra Lou could hanve been my Splotchy Adopt-an-Actor homework assignment! Sort of.

Tengrain: Sandra Lou says, "Vous dites que vous ayez plus qu'une amie, que vous avez beaucoup d'amies ? Je suis impressionne, Tengrain."

Mark: Tengrain est aussi le maitre de l'aperitif.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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