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Monday, July 16, 2007

Election Update for July 16th, 2007 - The Slither to the White House

A new cadidate has entered the race! Sleestak from Lady, That's My Skull. He wants you to know that he is the master of a dimensional world, has several advanced doctorates in arcane science, and is being able to journey between dimensions at will, and has also mastered time travel. Quite a resume!

Also, The only human to enter the race so far is Dr. Smith. After announcing his candidacy, he has started his short political career by slinging mud and choosing his running mate.

The evil Dr. Monkerstein has entered a plea for a new restraining order also chosen a new running mate, And Monkerstein's little puppet campaign manager has something to say.

UPDATE: Newcomer Sleestak has already posted a retort to Dr. Smith, "Breaking news from the Hayley Mills Celebratory Complex".

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At Mon Jul 16, 01:47:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Oh jezuz fucking Christ.

At Mon Jul 16, 06:37:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

This is getting very, very interesting.

At Mon Jul 16, 07:10:00 PM, Anonymous Dr. Smith said...

Great Horny Toads. It's the Horny Toad candidate!

"Monkeys, Lizards and Frogs! Oh my!"

Life will be great with Smith in '08!

At Tue Jul 17, 01:36:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Angry Ballerina: So glad that you aprove, Angry Ballerina!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Indeed. The tension is mounting as we speak!

Dr. Smith: We already have one amphibian causing enough trouble if you ask me. Sleestaks are half reptile and half insect and half annoying, if I recall correctly.

At Tue Jul 17, 12:23:00 PM, Blogger Phydeaux Speaks said...

I am grown disgusted with the disregard for non-primates in this race - and so, with great regret, I must throw my hat into the ring.


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