Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Ack! I have come down with Surrealistic Non Sequitur Somatization Disorder!

No time for blogging right now! The test of my new Magnetometric Plasma Blaster Rifle has gone awry, and there has been some unexpected side effects. I have come down with Surrealistic Non Sequitur Somatization Disorder! Damn you, Buzz Conroy. In the meantime you can watch this swell video of Diet tips from the Teenagers From Outer Space! Oh dear, why is my watch melting?


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At Sat Nov 03, 01:59:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

I searched “Surrealistic Non Sequitur Somatization Disorder” and this is the quote off of the first hit.

”..In her interview with W's Robert Haskell, the 26-year-old Holmes -- a television star who's been speaking competently to the press for almost a decade now -- comes off as nothing less than a chilling fem-bot, repeating her Cruise-azy scripted shtick over and over and over again, all while being closely monitored by her omnipresent Scientology baby sitter, the skeevy Jessica Rodriguez.”

Link here

At Sat Nov 03, 06:20:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Dr. Z, I am so sorry to hear you are under the weather ... or something ... to cheer you up there is a small gift for you at Yikes! I hope it makes you feel better.


At Sun Nov 04, 10:37:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Swinebread: That's about the size of it. "Surrealistic Non Sequitur Somatization Disorder" is charecterized as an illness that manifests itself as chronic and persistent physical symptoms that have no identifiable physical origin, save that the sufferer is continously bombarded by the internal psychological conflicts of surrealistic painters that are unconsciously expressed as physical signs of famous surrealist images. Oh my god! My hands have turned into croissants!

BAC: You have made my day! You are so cool!


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