I Speak French as Well as the President Speaks English!
Man is a pestilence.
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.
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9 Comments:
Sacré bleu ! Si le singe peut parler français, il aura mon vote !
bringing back the oldies
Sucre,
oh miel de miel
vous êtes ma docteur de sucrerie et vous m'avez vous voulant.
Hah!
Slick!
ou et le double vay say?
I bow to your Photoshop-fu
Randal Graves: Je ne suis pas de singe. Je suis un orang-outan ! Les singes ont des queues, et poop de coup à vous.
Distributorcap: That's one of my favorite songs! The Archies rock!
naladahc: Indeed!
SamuraiFrog: Thank you, sir.
Jess Wundrun: l'amour toujours nom de plume, Walla walla bing bang faux pas! Hinky dinky parlay vous!
Swinebread: You are very kind to say so.
You look like such a beatnik in those glasses and plaid pants...but the chicks seem to dig it!
You know how it is... Scruffy is my middle name!
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