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Monday, November 05, 2007

Ann Coulter's Dirty Little Secret

4 Comments:

At Mon Nov 05, 08:59:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Scary.
At Mon Nov 05, 12:41:00 PM, Swinebread said...: Now I know what those Carter's Little Liver pills were for. Thanks!

Theater of the mind will never be that same.
At Mon Nov 05, 03:16:00 PM, Dr. Nemonok said...: I do not have a liver as I am a disembodied brain encased in a nutrient-rich jar.
At Tue Nov 06, 06:39:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dr. Monkerstein: Indeed!

Swinebread: Bile is as bile does!

Dr. Nemonok: Indeed! I always enjoy a conversation with a fellow mad scientist, but when will you start to post on your evil blog?

FranIAm: Like Republicans, they are certainly full of something!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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