Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Monday, November 05, 2007

The End of Civilization as we Know It!


I am shocked and offended at what is happening to the youth of this nation! According to this article, "visits to porn sites have dropped from 16.9% of all site visits in the U.S. in October 2005 to 11.9% as of last week, a 33% decline."

Adult Entertainment still enjoys a healthy and robust popularity with Web users that are over the age of 25 (second only to search engines), but for the last two years for 18- to 24-year-olds porn sites are fourth in popularity, behind social networking sites, search engines and web-based e-mail.

Am I the only one that can see the disturbing nature of this trend? We are fast becoming a civilization of Facebook junkies and Blogger bunnies! The internet is destroying the traditional values of this great nation! There will be a great internet porn divide between the "tween-agers" and the "grups" of our country that will rip apart the delicate fabric of our society!

Sylvester Stallone was right - the future is a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."

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At Mon Nov 05, 05:33:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

"You're all stupid! That's why you're still kids!"

This should make the Jesusheads happy. The youth may be vacuous internet pimps and whores, but at least they're not looking at dirty pictures anymore.

At Mon Nov 05, 06:12:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

I think the youth of America have been getting their porn from Senators, congressmen and clergy. Who needs the net with such caring republicans looking after the needs of our youth?

At Mon Nov 05, 12:44:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

Once you’ve seen Japscat, there’s no place else to go but facebook and blogger.

At Tue Nov 06, 06:18:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: I am concerned that the young devochkas and Malchicks are not keeping up with their debauched adult counterparts!

Jess Wundrun: There is no doubt that the American public is forced to watch a imeasurable pile of Republican filth on a daily basis, but the samples for this study was based on the internet, and not MSNBC, CNN, FOX and the American congress. The particular brand of bile that you speak of is already well documented! They call it Republicanscat. (See Swinebread's reference.)

Swinebread: Eeek! Malkinitis!

At Tue Nov 06, 07:10:00 AM, Blogger Becca said...

Oh dear god how is this possible! Decline in visits to online porn sites? I blame it on people like Joel Osteen and Rick Warren making religion "cool" again.

Come on people less god, um...nakedness.

At Wed Nov 07, 02:43:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

I'm with you! We must show these Facebook Freaks what is really important in life... Porn!


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