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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Presented Without Comment

Nancy Reagan and Mr. T

11 Comments:

At Wed Dec 19, 07:35:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I pity the fool who doesn't take drugs while watching the A-Team, sucka!

And Nancy, I ain't gettin' on no plane!
At Wed Dec 19, 08:04:00 AM, Some Guy said...: Very erotic. What I wouldn't do to have Nancy Reagan's bony ass digging into my thigh. Mr. T has all the luck.
At Wed Dec 19, 09:24:00 AM, Swinebread said...: I am so Hard right now!
At Wed Dec 19, 01:29:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Watch out, Mr. T - you'll get old white lady cooties!

And they're the worst kind!!!!
At Wed Dec 19, 03:36:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Dang, you guys came up with all the best jokes.
At Wed Dec 19, 05:29:00 PM, Fran said...: Damn.That is so wrong.
At Wed Dec 19, 08:08:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: so Mr T was Nancy's astrologer
At Wed Dec 19, 11:12:00 PM, Batocchio said...: Absolutely awesome!
At Thu Dec 20, 08:59:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: I pity the fool who is watching the A-Team, period.

Chris: You might want to set your sights a little higher. She does have a daughter...

Swinebread: Eek!

MWB's World: You would know, being an expert on cooties, and everything.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: They did!

FranIAm: ...But you don't wanna be right...

Distributorcap: I get it! She is sitting on his lap. astrologer = ASStrologer. Ha!

Omnipotent Poobah: Poor Mr. T.

Batocchio: It is really cool, after you get over the initial shock.
At Thu Dec 20, 03:11:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Dr. Zauis said"You would know, being an expert on cooties, and everything."

Well, I run a research lab
At Sat Dec 22, 09:35:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Ha! I love it!

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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