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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Santa's Child Labor Sweat Shops Around the World


A Zaius Nation exclusive - dramatic photographic evidence of Santa's child labor sweat shops around the world. Be warned - there are large quantities of lead based paint, and watch out for toys with small parts that you might accidentally swallow. (Remember, child laborers can't have a merry Christmas like you and me.)

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At Wed Dec 19, 12:15:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Those little fingers are good for sorting mail into the tiny slots.

At Wed Dec 19, 01:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bah, what's wrong with child labor?

Why when I was a child I worked digging coal mines with my teeth!


At Wed Dec 19, 08:09:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

oh Kathie Lee as santa!

At Wed Dec 19, 11:17:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Damn him!

At Thu Dec 20, 09:43:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

The evidence is APPEALING, I mean APPALLING!

At Thu Dec 20, 09:48:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

I think that came out wrongly, but so much of what I say does. I mean the allure of the consumerism and my children's actually helping DO something akin to labor.

At Mon Dec 24, 07:33:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Comrade Kevin: Yes! And you can pay them in fruit roll-ups!

mwbworld: And you had to walk ten miles in the snow to get their, even in the summer!

Distributorcap: Eek! You're right!

Dr. Monkerstein: Yes! Darn him all to heck!

Freida Bee: Hmm... Child labor is a double edged sword, apparently.


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