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Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Greatest Archie Story Ever Told

The greatest Archie story ever told.

13 Comments:

At Sat Jan 26, 10:33:00 AM, J.D. said...: I'm just going to pretend that there is no context for this...
At Sat Jan 26, 11:55:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: That was my pre teen dream, to see Betty naked.
At Sat Jan 26, 01:21:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: So I can dry them by the fire, of course!
At Sat Jan 26, 02:13:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: No sir, I will not stay out of Riverdale!
At Sat Jan 26, 02:20:00 PM, Steve said...: they'd make a mint if they took that panel and sold it as a poster!
At Sat Jan 26, 02:28:00 PM, Sleestak said...: Oh, yeah. I can't believe they got away with that or even attempted it.
At Sat Jan 26, 04:06:00 PM, Swinebread said...: That's what I was doing wrong!
At Sat Jan 26, 06:56:00 PM, Unknown said...: More than a LOL... I laughed and laughed.
At Sun Jan 27, 01:42:00 AM, kimono hime said...: This is why I invested in comic books in the '80s.

Riiiiiiiight.
At Sun Jan 27, 06:06:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: do they start singing sugar, sugar now or when they are naked
At Sun Jan 27, 08:28:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: J.D.: I don't blame you!

Dr. Monkerstein: I just wanted to be her boyfriend!

Comrade Kevin: It's all so innocent...

Randal Graves: Get thee to Riverdale, young man...

Pidomon: According to the blogger, it has never been reprinted, and he went to great difficulties to find an original copy of it. It would make a great poster!

Sleestak: The story is really very innocent.

Swinebread: That's right. Get her wet, then get a hotel room, then build a fire!

Mathman6293: Me too! It is very funny.

Kimono Hime: Can you really think of any other reason?

Distributorcap: Singing? We don't need no stinkin' singing!
At Mon Jan 28, 02:11:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Betty, Veronica and me.

Because I dare to dream!
At Mon Jan 28, 02:50:00 PM, Unknown said...: If you think that one was good, you should check out all of the "questionable" stories cataloged at Super Dickery: http://www.superdickery.com/

There are some just really amazing comic book stories that were made.

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