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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

The Mystery of the Nixon Tapes's Missing 18 Minutes Explained

6 Comments:

At Tue Mar 04, 07:05:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: "You're gonna ape it to me?"
At Tue Mar 04, 01:26:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: are you really Rosemary Woods????
At Tue Mar 04, 01:47:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: We learned our lesson this time around. We skipped Nixon and just put a chimpanzee in charge to begin with.
At Wed Mar 05, 02:24:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Hey, I'll do anything to meet judy carne.

Distributorcap: Of course not! That's just one of my many disguises!

Dean Wormer: Calling Bush a chimp is an insult to apes everywhere. You humans will have to own up on this one - Bush is definately one of yours.
At Wed Mar 05, 04:47:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: 18 minutes of Nixon making apelike noises, if you ask me.
At Thu Mar 06, 01:20:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Are you two related?

Nixon & Zaius look alike. Both have names with 5 letters. Both ascended to prominence in the 1960s.

Hmmmmm.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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