Zaius Nation Goes From a Complete Unknown to Merely Very Obscure!

 

Over 200,000 Customers Served! I would like to thank all of my customers from the bottom of my heart. I would like to especially thank my running mate, Germaine Gregarious, and all of the candidates for 2008, Dr. Monkerstein, Samurai Frog, Dr. Smith, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Sleestak, I, Splotchy, GETkristiLOVE, Evil Dictator, Fluke Starbucker, Professor Xavier, Tony Stark, and of course the official poet laureate of the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Freida Bee, and the official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Sandra Lou! Viva la Revolution!

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M.Yu at Jade Gate (adults only!) has added this swell poem in the comments:

Red hair and brains too,
who would not like to be like you?
Monkeys are cool, but Apes are great,
Dr.Zaius and Germaine will win in '08!

Thanks, M.Yu!