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Monday, October 13, 2008

When Mythologies Collide

John McCain had an epiphany right before the Republican Convention...

He chose Sarah Palin as his running mate to shore up the Evengelical vote...

But the real Jesus had other plans...

11 Comments:

At Mon Oct 13, 11:19:00 AM, Joe said...: Heh. It's like the old saying goes:

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans..."
At Mon Oct 13, 12:18:00 PM, Ubermilf said...: Wait, Jesus is mad at the Monopoly guy, too?

I can't say I'm surprised. He never did like spats.
At Mon Oct 13, 04:54:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Zaius, I'm amazed.

In order to have this, you'd have to have the seven seals open up and the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse spreading demonic glee throughout the world.

Maybe someday.
At Mon Oct 13, 05:30:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: God man, your commenters are the smartest bunch. sometimes I come to read the comments as if they are the clue givers in the guessing game of life. Bubs, the real, the only, the one and only Ubermilf and Comrade Kevin--sends shivers of pleasure down my spine. Yes, Now I know the smart people will rule the earth.
At Tue Oct 14, 02:52:00 AM, Anonymous said...: John McCain had an epiphany right before the Republican Convention...maybe it was really a stroke??
At Tue Oct 14, 08:47:00 AM, Kulkuri said...: If they really did believe in God and Jebus, they would be hiding under stuff every time there is lightning.

I am more likely to think stroke than epiphany.
At Tue Oct 14, 01:02:00 PM, Billy Miller said...: I think it coulda' been a caffeine and sugar rush (with the beginning signs of onset Alzheimer's... scary). Too much "Chock Full O' Nuts" if you get my drift. Talk about a sugar crash.
At Tue Oct 14, 08:31:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: yeah, what kulkuri said!
At Wed Oct 15, 03:28:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Bubs: Ha! I have never heard that saying. Very appropriate!

Übermilf: According to some, Jesus is mad at everybody! (Except them, of course.)

Comrade Kevin: I think that the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse are CNN, MSNBC and FOX News. (Oh wait - that's only three...)

Utah Savage: I often find that I am not worthy of the wonderful comments that I receive from the many patron saints of the blogosphere. Don't tell them, though! I try to keep that part a secret. ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer: It's possible. Can mummies have strokes? I wonder...

Kulkuri: Hmm... an interesting hypothesis. Don't you need to have blood in your veins to have a blood clot in your brain? I am pretty sure that McCain is running on anti-freeze and viagra.

Billy Miller: Aha! the old caffeine diagnosis! I know it well, I too suffer from it. :o)

Liberality: I would have to agree with what Übermilf has said on occasion to a degree: "Don't pick on Grandpa!"
At Wed Oct 15, 10:33:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: If Tina Fey gives up playing Sarah Palin it looks like she's got a couple of other twins that would foot the bill.
At Thu Oct 16, 04:23:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: did someone get the 2nd prize in the beauty contest card again?

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