Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Don't Let This Happen To Your Financial Professional!


Don't let this happen to your financial professional! We must act now to protect the flamboyant lifestyles of our wealthy American executives!


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At Thu Mar 19, 07:51:00 AM, Blogger Darius Whiteplume said...

Great stuff!

At Thu Mar 19, 08:32:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I think this is all part of your nefarious plan to bring the barrel back in style.

At Thu Mar 19, 09:19:00 AM, Blogger Liberality said...

I'd like to see the rich taxed as much as FDR taxed them!

At Thu Mar 19, 11:04:00 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

I'm worried sick that they might have to go without something precious and exclusive. Is there a fund set up for them yet? I don't want them to go a single day without their Kobe beef or personal ball washers.

At Thu Mar 19, 11:14:00 AM, Blogger TF said...

this has nothign to do with post, because in fact it is a comment on the previous post, but I'm posting it here so that the chances of you reading it will be greatly improved.


If you like sci-fi and dislike insect-people, check out my latest anti.bullshit update. Right up your alley.


At Thu Mar 19, 01:26:00 PM, Blogger Wee Mousie said...

That barrel has nothing to do with the banking racket. In an effort to diversify, the 'financial expert' pictured above, just kicked the bottom out of the pickle industry.

At Thu Mar 19, 01:30:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

I think barrels are too good for them.

At Thu Mar 19, 02:23:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Grassley wants them to commit hari kari, I want to bring back the guillotine. But I'm in a worse mood than usual. Still the thought of the guillotine does cheer me up some. I must learn to knit. I'll go talk to Blue Gal.

At Thu Mar 19, 04:17:00 PM, Blogger The Hermit said...

fantastic! I'm sooo tired of the rich making all the sacrifices in this country.

At Thu Mar 19, 04:27:00 PM, Blogger Jang-chub Ozer said...

This is a job for Superbanker!

At Thu Mar 19, 04:58:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

We need to get them all gold-plated barrels.

At Thu Mar 19, 09:55:00 PM, Blogger Capt. Bat Guano said...

Hey brother, can you spare a million dollars for a fellow American down on his luck?

At Fri Mar 20, 06:48:00 AM, Blogger Zoey and Me said...

Great post. What wonderful memories. And so true. The rich have to use the taxpayer buck to get rich. Funny.

At Fri Mar 20, 09:39:00 PM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

I just noticed it, but Drysdale and Alfred the Butler from Batman look like the same guy.

Maybe that's why you never see them in a room at the same time.

At Fri Mar 20, 10:08:00 PM, Blogger addtree said...

(lol mode status on) ..

At Sat Mar 21, 08:13:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Barrels make trickling down that much easier.

At Sun Mar 22, 04:23:00 PM, Blogger GOPnot4me said...

Regarding the financial geniuses that got us into this mess, Jed Clampett might say, "If their brains was lard, they couldn't grease too big a' skillet."

At Tue Mar 24, 10:00:00 AM, Blogger Jang-chub Ozer said...

hey Zaius, guess who's on facebook -

At Wed Mar 25, 10:42:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

I'd punish those AIG execs by making them eat Grannies squirrel stew.

At Wed Mar 25, 02:53:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Darius Whiteplume: Thanks, Darius! :o)

Randal Graves: Bah! I will have you know that the barrel has never gone out of style, you young whippersnapper!

Liberality: Me too! Hee hee!

Lisa: Hmm... Having a ball washer does sound rather personal, I must say!

TF: No worries. I do indeed read all of my comments, and I did quite enjoy the rich, creamy insect goodness on your blog.

Wee Mousie: Ha! He must be a rather sour, Briney fellow!

Übermilf: Perhaps we could fit them with some nice hemp neckties...

Utah Savage: That's a good idea. Germaine Gregarious has a guillotine that's rocket powered!

The Hermit: That's right! It's time for the rest of us to carry the brunt of their difficult burden.

Jang-chub Ozer: Superbanker - Able to leap tall congressional oversight committees in a single bound!

Comrade Kevin: I agree. Only the best for our fine financial professionals.

Capt. Bat Guano: I'm tapped out. You had better ask the president!

Zoey and Me: Thanks, Zoey! I loved the Beverly Hillbillies.

Omnipotent Poobah: No they don't! Alan Napier was much taller, and British. ;o)

Addtree: Hee hee! Thanks, Addtree!

Jess Wundrun: They are not concerned with money trickling down, but up! :o)

GOPnot4me: Ha! Great line! I may steal it. ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer Eek! I MUST get on Facebook. I wonder if she twitters?!??! ♥

Dean Wormer: Grannie's squirrel stew? Let me get a spoon!


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