Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Further Evidence of the Coming of the Great Apeocolypse

Further evidence of the coming of the great Apeocolypse: General Santino make plans to violently overthrow his captors. Today the zoo, tomorrow the world!


AddThis Social Bookmark Button


At Wed Mar 11, 10:25:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

The rocks were just a diversion from the dirty bomb under construction. I think it's about time we humans started building a doomsday device - just in case.

At Thu Mar 12, 10:37:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

You know, I can't blame the ape one iota. Half of one, maybe.

At Thu Mar 12, 10:38:00 AM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Yes I've noticed that your Chimpanzee minions have sort of jumped the gun on the whole ape rebellion thing. And Zira accused the gorillas of being aggressive and warlike. Ha!

At Thu Mar 12, 07:04:00 PM, Blogger Sleestak said...

Check the news. Another killed his handler with a coconut

At Tue Mar 17, 07:23:00 AM, Blogger addtree said...

God is trying to trick you into believing in evolution of apes

At Wed Mar 18, 09:08:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

ThoughtCriminal: Ack! You must be one of those neocon mutants that lives underground and follows Roger Ailes!

Randal Graves: I agree wholeheartedly. Just wait until he buiklds a catapult!

Darwin's Dagger: Ah, no. They are right on schedule. I'm from the future, you know!

Sleestak: Yes! I think that he was aiming for Gilligan.

Addtree: The fact that apes evolved from man is not in question, my good sir. It is all clearly spelled out in the Sacred Scrolls!

At Thu Mar 19, 04:50:00 PM, Blogger The Hermit said...

I really must question the entire Ape social structure. I used to think of chimps as intellectuals and the gorillas militaristic but I was wrong. Gorillas seem to be much more peaceful. I'm wondering if the Orangutans (out of jealousy and fear) purposely marginalized the Gorillas leaving them with few options but military careers?

Chimps are my least favorite great ape.


Post a Comment

<< Home

Newer Posts  |  Older Posts